Gardening

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue – We Eat Them Both and You Can Too

Featured Johnny Jumpups at Tyrant Farms

Adding edible flowers to your garden provides food for humans and pollinators alike – and adds beauty to any landscape. Here are some of our favorite edible seasonal flowers.


Flowers sure are nice to gaze at and smell. Beesother beneficial insects, and hummingbirds like them too. But flowers as food for people?

Yes, we think it’s time for us all to consider growing edible flowers in our “yardens” (yard-gardens) for food. Why?

Well, other than all the good that flowers do for other critters who need flower pollen and nectar to survive (and who we need around for our own survival), flowers can be delicious and packed with nutrition.

What’s the most challenging part about growing edible flowers?

Most edible flowers are best eaten within 6-12 hours after picking. After that, they tend to become limp and less palatable.

This high degree of time-sensitivity between harvest and optimal consumption means that you’ll rarely if ever find fresh edible flowers at the grocery store.

The good news: if you grow your own edible flowers, you don’t have to worry about the deficit at your grocery store — and you can eat your edible flowers within minutes of harvest! 

How to eat your edible flowers

Not all flowers are edible, and some flowers are even poisonous! As a first rule, don’t ever eat anything (flowers included) that you’re not 100% certain are safe to eat, whether from your garden or foraged wildflowers

Thankfully, there are thousands of varieties of edible flowers to choose from. And there are edible flowers that will grow in virtually any climate and season.  

Across all the varieties of edible flowers available, there are nearly infinite numbers of ways to eat them: raw, cooked, dried, candied, made into cordial, or used in teas. At Tyrant Farms, our flowers tend to get eaten about 2.5 seconds after picking them or added to a fresh salad full of equally fresh herbs, berries, salad greens, and other veggies.

A summer "Flower Power" salad at Tyrant Farms made from over a dozen types of fresh, homegrown herbs & leafy greens, plus edible red & yellow nasturtiums and marigolds. Yum!

A summer “Flower Power” salad at Tyrant Farms made from over a dozen types of fresh, homegrown herbs & leafy greens, plus edible red & yellow nasturtiums and marigolds. Yum!

So, rather than try to review all of the edible flower options that are available to you, we’re just going to share a few of the favorites from our garden. After all, a full list of every edible flower would include thousands of plant species! 

Our Favorite Edible Flowers

Edible flowers for spring and summer months

We live on the outskirts of Greenville, SC (Agricultural Zone 7B). Edible flowers you can grow in your garden will vary depending on your Ag Zone. 

There are multiple sub-varieties of each of the species below. 

1. Nasturtiums 

Nasturtiums are a beautiful, low-growing flower ideal for the front row of any garden bed in the spring – early summer. Nasturtiums have so many benefits!

  • Nasturtium leaves (which look like miniature lily pads) are also edible, offering a wonderful sweet-peppery flavor to any salad.
  • The flowers are stunningly beautiful and slightly sweeter than the leaves, allowing them to do a spicy nectar dance on your taste buds. You can also grind up the seeds and use them in place of pepper or pickle the immature seed buds after the flowers have been pollinated.

Nasturtiums are great interplanted with other plants for natural insect control. They’re often used medicinally as an antiseptic or to clear congestion.

2. Lavender 

Lavender is a beautiful, knee-high herb that produces small stalks of purple flowers in the summer. Lavender flowers aren’t just great in food, they’re also delightful in teas that you can enjoy year round. The plants are fairly hardy perennials, so they get bigger and more productive each year.

Many people like putting lavender flowers (dried or fresh) inside their pillow cases or next to their pillow to help relax and go to sleep. 

3. Borage 

What’s great about borage? In a word: yum!

Borage is one of our favorite edible flowers to eat fresh right in the garden. They taste like nectar with a subtle sweet cucumber aftertaste. Borage flowers are so purple they almost glow at night. They also make wonderful flower jellies.

4. Cannas 

Cannas make a strikingly beautiful edible landscaping plants. Some varieties of canna we have at Tyrant Farms grow to be about 10 feet tall and have gorgeous tropical-looking red flowers that taste mild and sweet (although our hummingbirds like them so much that we usually don’t eat them).

Cannas also produce large underground potato-like tubers that we roast or use in soups and stews. In fact, canna tubers were once a staple food crop for the Incan civilization in modern day Peru. 

5. Roses 

Yes, a rose by any other name might very well be… food (and drinks).

Many varieties of rose pedals are quite tasty. However, our favorite parts of our edible roses are the “hips,” the ripened fruit that comes after the rose flower has long passed. Get the right variety of rose and you’re in for a sweet & tangy edible delight that will pack you full of high quality Vitamin C. 

We love edible roses so much, that we have an entire article talking about how to grow, harvest, and use them – plus top recommended edible rose varieties

For those interested in using rose hips for Vitamin C, it’s best to eat them fresh off the plant since much of the Vitamin C is destroyed during the cooking process. 

6. Daylilies 

Common in American landscaping, the unspotted orange daylily (Hemerocallis fulva) was originally imported to North America in the 1600s. It had the dual distinction of:

  • being the only daylily on the continent for a few hundred years, and
  • having edible flowers, leaves, and tubers.

Since breeders began creating new hybrid varieties in the early 1900s, there may now be non-edible daylilies, so be careful to make sure you’re eating a variety that you’re sure is edible. (We mostly grow and eat the yellow Lemon and Hyperion daylilies). Many of the original edible orange daylilies have naturalized throughout the countryside and roadways where we live in South Carolina.

Small, young daylily leaves taste like a sweet mild onion, but don’t eat a huge pile of them because they can be mildly hallucinogenic! 

Edible flowers for fall and winter months

1. Johnny Jumpups / Violas 

These small plants produce some of the most stunning flowers you’ll ever see. Both the flowers and the leaves are edible, so you can make a full salad off of a single plant!

Viola flowers taste like lettuce crossed with wintergreen, and offer a delightful silky texture. 

2. Pansies 

Pansies are basically a bred variety of viola. They’re much larger and come in a huge array of colors and sizes.

They’re a cold-hardy flowering plant that bring a much-needed splash of intense color to a winter yard. Eat their flowers and dream of warmer days.

Interesting pansy fact: since the late 1800’s, pansies have been the symbol of Freethought due to their resemblance to a human face which nods forward in the warm weather months as if in deep thought. (Hence the French origin of its name, pensée, which means “thought”.)

Other Edible Flowers

Here is a list of other common garden plants with edible flowers we enjoy:

  • anise hyssop,
  • bachelor’s button,
  • basil
  • bee balm
  • Brassica flowers (including kohlrabi, broccoli, kale florets, etc)
  • calendula
  • chamomile
  • chervil
  • chicory
  • chives
  • chrysanthemum
  • dandelion
  • dianthus
  • dill
  • elderberry/elderflower (which make an amazing sparkling cordial)
  • English daisy
  • fennel
  • hibiscus
  • hollyhock
  • honeysuckle
  • ice plant
  • lilac
  • linden
  • lovage
  • marigold
  • mint
  • okra
  • passion flower
  • pea flowers
  • pineapple sage
  • red clover
  • rosemary
  • sage
  • scarlet runner bean
  • scented geraniums
  • signet marigold
  • snapdragon
  • squash
  • sunflower
  • sweet woodruff
  • thyme
  • tulip

Warning: Never eat anything that you’re not 100% sure you’ve positively ID’d. Also, only eat flowers that you’re certain were grown without pesticides. 

Now go grow and enjoy some edible flowers! 

KIGI,

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4 Comments

  • Reply
    Sustainahillbilly
    March 12, 2013 at 11:51 pm

    Greenville got switched to zone 8a recently, though perhaps you’re on the colder side of the county and still count as 7b? Don’t worry… just add more pavement. 😉 http://www.appalachianfeet.com/2012/02/28/how-to-find-out-if-your-usda-plant-hardiness-zone-changed/

    Love your edible flower post! Didn’t see redbud trees on here and that’s a really good one, too. Plus you can eat the early seed pods in the same recipes as snow peas. Later on, the dried seed pods can be eaten like lentils (but aren’t easy to harvest).

    • Reply
      Aaron
      March 13, 2013 at 12:23 am

      [email protected]: Yep, you downtown Greenville folks are now 8a, but we’re 7b a mere ten miles away in 29617. It’s always interesting driving in to town this time of year and seeing the noticeable difference between how much further along spring is there versus out here in the “country.” Also, our morel spots downtown have been 7-10 days ahead of our spots out here, so the Ag Zones do seem to correspond with reality, at least in this area.

      Thanks for the addition of redbuds! You and Nathaniel are going to have to walk us through that one a time or two, as we have not had pleasant experiences thus far. Perhaps it’s a matter of knowing exactly when to harvest. We’d love to know your redbud secrets since we have several mature redbud trees in the forest behind Tyrant Farms that we’d like to be able to develop a better relationship with. 🙂

  • Reply
    Jennifer Reese
    March 12, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    Our 10-year-old Great Dane loves to eat flowers, especially roses! We asked our vets (who are also our neighbors) if it was safe for her to eat them, and they said, “Well, we know she’s getting plenty of Vitamin C!” We have to be careful on walks because she will casually stroll over to a yard with roses & help herself to a “to go salad” if we let her. 🙂

    • Reply
      Aaron
      March 12, 2013 at 6:11 pm

      Ha! Smart dog! The fresh roses have much more bio available vitamins than the powdered supplements.

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Ducks

Raising Ducks: how to integrate Ducks into your Urban Farm or Backyard

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A presentation about raising backyard ducks prepared for the 2015 South Carolina Organization for Organic Living’s (SCOOL) annual conference, CULTIVATE portion of the conference. 

In March 2015 we gave a presentation on raising ducks for backyard or small farm organic egg production. After the presentation, we promised attendees that we’d send out a copy of our presentation with helpful links and other useful info so they could get access to the information and data presented.

If you attended our duck presentation, please let us know if there is any other info you’d like to know in the comment section below. If you weren’t part of the presentation, but you or someone you know is interested in raising ducks, we hope this presentation & associated links (below the presentation) will be full of valuable information for you.

Either way, we hope you’ll become “duck evangelists” like us!

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quicklinks: SCOOL presentation | vets | duck books | where to get duck(ling)s | other tyrant farms duck posts

SCOOL Presentation



Food n’ Stuff:

 Where to get Organic Duck Layer & Grower Feed 
  • Scratch and Peck Feed : This is an excellent feed (in terms of quality) and I found their customer service to be excellent the one time we needed to use it, but we offer this recommendation with caution — the same caution we’d give any whole grain feed…our hens didn’t like to eat it fermented and if it’s not mixed with water it allows your birds the opportunity to be picky eaters. This was unfortunately the case with our girls, who picked out the goodies they liked best, leaving the vitamins, minerals and other “fines” at the bottom of their dish causing chronic malnutrition that’s taken over 6 months to recover from. To be clear, this isn’t an issue with the feed, it’s an issue with the way our hens consumed it. If you’re looking for a high-quality whole grain organic feed, these guys have it. If you’ve never fed a whole grain feed before, make sure you keep an eye on them to ensure they’re eating everything, not just the grains or corn.
  • McGeary Organics: We started our flock on McGeary and loved it. We switched them off McGeary because I (Susan) liked the idea of a whole grain feed. We’ve since switched back to McGeary as our organic food source.
  • Mazuri Waterfowl NOT CERTIFIED ORGANIC, but it’s being added to this list b/c it’s recommended by every waterfowl rescue and vet we’ve spoken to. We’ve recently switched our flock to Mazuri due to chronic malnutrition in 3 hens. We’ll probably switch back to a certified organic pelleted or mash waterfowl feed like McGeary once we get these issues sorted out.

 sprouting grains & fermenting feed 

 treats & poisonous plants 

 Where to get Duck (and Chicken!) Diapers & Shoes 

the shoes are really helfpul in dealing with bumblefoot. They’re part of our “first aid” kit.

  • Party Fowl: Nettie makes extremely high quality items that stand up to all the abuse our ducks throw at them. I wouldn’t buy from anyone else. The diapers are most useful for the small flock owner who intends to treat their ducks as pets as well as egg layers; however the shoes are so quick and easy (not to mention inexpensive) when dealing with foot injuries I can’t image they wouldn’t be handy for someone with a larger flock.

Health:

 Items you should have in your first aid kit
full disclosure: the amazon links are affiliate links 

I’m not sure about the use of most of these products in a certified organic program. Check with your certifying agent if that is a concern.

  • Party Fowl – Open Toe Duck Shoe: We’ve found that it is far easier to spray the affected area with Vetricyn and put a shoe on, than it is to wrestle a bird onto it’s back for five minutes while you wrap it’s little flipper in vet tape (a non-adhesive bandage that you wrap the foot with that sticks to itself) & dodge poop. Trust me, it’s worth the $10.
  • Vetricyn: A great product that isn’t limited to fowl injuries; can be used on dogs, cats, etc. Safe for eyes and won’t make them sick if they lick or accidentally eat it. Also worth the cost.
  • VetRX: A botanically-based product that offers effective relief from respiratory disease, crd, croup, scaly leg mites, and favus eye worm. It’s not a treatment for respiratory problems per-se, but can help make your pet comfortable in much the same way that vicks vape-o-rub makes you comfortable if you have a cold. Also smells nice.
  • Rooster Booster: Electolytes and Lactobacillus
  • ProBios: Another excellent probiotic to regular use.
  • Nutridrench: This is a rapid, rich nutritional supplement. We use it if we have a sick bird and they need a quick vitamin pick-me-up, much the same way you’d take Emergen-C or a botanical health tonic if you feel a cold coming on. We’ve found much smaller containers at the local Tractor Supply.
  • VetWrap: Wrap for injuries. You can also find this locally at any feed n’ seed or Tractor Supply.
  • Polysporin: Do not use neosporin or any ointments containing “pain relief” medicine on your birds.
  • Toxiban : Toxiban is a kaolin clay and activated charcoal-based suspension intended for use as an adsorbent of orally ingested toxicants. It is highly effective in treating accidental animal poisonings. Read more about it here.
  • Silvadene (Silver Sulfazadene)  requires an RX from a vet : Topical silver cream that works wonders against bacterial and viral infections. We’ve also used Curad’s silver solution ointment , but prefer Silvadene.
  • Metacam (meloxicam)  requires an RX from a vet : Excellent anti-inflammatory. Helps with egg issues, swelling due to injury, allergic reactions, etc…

Greenville, SC Avian & Poultry Vets

If you’re going to raise birds, you should always have a plan in place for dealing with injuries or illnesses beyond what you’re able to deal with through first-aid and following forum/blog advice. In many cases, having a vet is part of that plan. Vets that deal with farm animals on a regular basis will often make house calls, like many of the vets in the list below.

  • HealthPoint Vet: This team is awesome and who we take our girls to. Dr. Hurlbert has ducks of her own, so you know your birds are being treated by someone who knows waterfowl well. She comes highly recommended amongst wildlife rehabbers and other area vets (as we found out when we were calling around trying to find someone who treats birds). Located in Duncan.
  • Dr. Fudge: We haven’t used him, but he comes highly recommended among other area vets. He’s a mobile vet, so he can be really convenient if you live far out, have a bird that doesn’t transport easily/well or have a larger flock.Mobile vet.
  • Electric City Animal Hospital: Comes recommended from a few area rescues. We’ve never used them, but have heard good things. Located in Anderson
  • Avian Vet Finder: If you are not local and need to find a certified avian vet

Our Welsh Harlequin Duck, Skipper, sick with a bacterial infection.

Our Welsh Harlequin Duck, Skipper, sick with a bacterial infection.

 Really Good & Helpful Links 

 health: diagnostics 

  • Majestic Waterfowl’s Diagnostic Chart: If your birds are ill, start here. Very helpful in narrowing down illnesses based on symptoms. There is also a wonderful book written by the founder/president of Majestic Waterfowl Sanctuary that you NEED to buy if you plan to get pet ducks. You can find it on here on amazon.

 health: legs & feet 

 health: eggs & vent

  signs & symptoms of egg binding:

Egg Binding - signs & symptoms
  1. rapid or labored breathing
  2. lethargic
  3. pelvic area will feel like a hard mass, or you can actually feel the egg that is bound
  4. swelling
  5. constipation
  6. fluffed up feathers
  7. straining/tail-pumping
  8. feces contain egg yolk could mean egg perionitis

This is a very uncomfortable and sometimes painful condition for a bird. If you notice your hen experiencing signs/symptoms of egg binding, please consider seeking medical attention. Our vet bill ran almost $300, which is very reasonable considering we had her tube fed, x-rayed, an extensive blood panel done and were given 2 medications + oral calcium. If you can’t afford a vet visit, you may be able to find a sympathetic vet who will give you something to help deal with the inflammation and pain without requiring a visit.

 health: babies 

 health: digestive system 

 health: general 

Reading:

Kindle links (where available) are provided in addition to book links. A lot of times it’s easier to use a kindle when you’re searching for a symptom or a specific topic that may not be included in the index.

Download Kindle for iPad, Computer, etc… 

Also, be sure to read our ever-expanding list of duck articles

Recommended Duck Books

Recommended Duck Veterinary Textbooks

I really like to understand what’s happening to my girls when they are sick, how the illness will progress and what to expect as they get better. I also like to have an idea of general treatment protocol. The internet is a great place to find tons of info, but all you usually find are halfway educated guesses and the suggested treatments are often not backed in veterinary science. We have too much invested in our small flock to throw darts, so we use a vet and I read a lot of veterinary textbooks. I’d imagine texts like these could also be helpful if you live in a rural area where there are no avian vets but there are general vets that are willing to see your birds & help with diagnoses. We own both of these books in the kindle format and I do recommend them.

  • Backyard Poultry Surgery & Medicine: A wonderful textbook written for small animal vets, but has proven very useful for us in understanding illnesses in our own flock. Highly recommend. kindle edition
  • Clinical Veterinary Advisor: Birds & Exotic Pets: From the amazon listing – Concise summaries of hundreds of common medical problems help you consider differential diagnoses, recommend diagnostic tests, interpret results mindful of unique species differences, utilize important concepts of species-specific husbandry and nutrition, prescribe treatments, and provide follow-up care. kindle edition

Duck Breeds

Where to get Duck(ling)s

Rescues

Breeders & Hatcheries

  • Timberock at Hopkins Farm: A breeder of heritage ducks, chickens, guineas and turkeys located in Simpsonville, SC. Among the list of breeds are Saxony and Silver Appleyard, both of which we’ve considered adding to our flock. I’m unaware if they utility breeder or show quality birds. I’m happy to update the listing if anyone wants to leave a comment in the comments section below
  • Duck Dance Farms.: A breeder of heritage ducks, chickens, and geese located in Burnsville, NC. Our mission at Duck Dance Farm is demonstration, conservation, and education. I’m unaware if they have utility breeder or show quality birds. I’m happy to update the listing if anyone wants to leave a comment in the comments section below
  • Metzer Farms: A waterfowl hatchery with a great reputation and high quality standards. They have both ducks and geese; this is where we got some of our girls. We were extremely happy with the condition they arrived in and they have been extremely healthy. Primarily Utility Breeder quality birds. Will only ship day-old ducklings; sexed or straight run.
  • Holderread Waterfowl Farm & Preservation Center: We specialize in purebred waterfowl that possess a unique blend of superb production and exhibition qualities. Birds bred by us are exceptional layers, fast growing and have won top honors at the largest poultry shows in North America and Europe, including Supreme Show Champions at the American Poultry Association’s annual National Shows. Our breeding program encompasses more than 20 heritage goose varieties and 40 heritage duck varieties, including some of the world’s rarest and most unique breeds. Utility Breeder, Show Breeder Quality, Show Quality and Elite Show Quality. Will ship adult birds, or straight-run ducklings.

Be sure to check out our other articles about raising ducks!

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    Recipes

    Recipe: Disappearing whole wheat spiced pumpkin pancakes

    Recipe: whole wheat pumpkin pancakes - Tyrant Farms

    One way that I know it’s fall is when The Tyrant begins demanding a breakfast offering of whole wheat spiced pumpkin pancakes.

    Disappearing spiced pumpkin pancakes with whole wheat flour.

    Disappearing spiced pumpkin pancakes with whole wheat flour, a fall favorite at our home.

    Our breakfasts change throughout the year depending on:

    • what’s in season from our garden;
    • whether our ducks are laying eggs (they take time off in the fall and winter); and
    • whether it’s blazing hot or freezing cold. After all, hot oatmeal when it’s 90+ degrees outside would likely be an unacceptable offering that The Tyrant would refuse — even if it was presented with fresh berries from our garden.

    Fall = whole wheat spiced pumpkin pancakes

    Now that it’s fall and temperatures are cooling off, our spiced pumpkin pancake recipe becomes a go-to for breakfast. It’s also a great way to use puréed pumpkin/winter squash from your garden.

    You can read about how to make your own pumpkin puree here – even from a Halloween jack-o’-lantern!

    Any way that we can use up puréed pumpkin is welcome news for us. Each fall, we always end up with a freezer full of bagged puréed pumpkin after we harvest our pumpkin plants and transition our beds over for fall and winter gardening.

    Hopefully, you can also get your hands on a good organic, heirloom pumpkin and/or winter squash via your garden or a local grocery/farmers market. Freshly roasted and puréed pumpkin is so much healthier & tastier than the canned pumpkin you get in the grocery store.

    When you’re careful about where your pumpkin comes from and you process it yourself, you won’t have to worry about eating unknown pesticides from conventionally-grown pumpkins, or BPA or the BPA-alternatives that are just as bad as BPA (used in lining cans).

    3 other nice things about these whole wheat spiced pumpkin pancakes:

    1. They’re easy. 

    This recipe is super easy to make.   

    2. You can prep multiple days’ breakfasts at once. 

    You can leave any leftover batter in the fridge and get two days of breakfasts out of it. On the second day, mix in a touch more baking soda to make sure you still get that nice light & fluffy pancake that you love.

    3. They’re healthy & delicious.  

    By using whole, organic ingredients, you’re starting the day off right. Pumpkin/winter squash is an incredibly nutritious food loaded with vitamins, minerals, and fiber. And by using a whole grain base, you’re not eating a refined starch. 

    Add a couple of eggs as a side, and you’re well-fueled for many hours. 

    OK, are you ready to make some spiced pumpkin pancakes?

    Assemble the pumpkin spice pancake ingredients and let’s get started!

    Recipes: Whole wheat pumpkin pancakes - Tyrant Farms

    Ingredients for whole wheat spiced pumpkin pancakes

    Recipe: Disappearing whole wheat spiced pumpkin pancakes

    Recipe: Spiced pumpkin pancakes with whole wheat flour
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    Recipe: Disappearing whole wheat spiced pumpkin pancakes

    Course: Breakfast
    Cuisine: American
    Keyword: pumpkin breakfast recipe, pumpkin pancake, pumpkin spice pancake, whole wheat pumpkin pacakes
    Prep Time: 10 minutes
    Cook Time: 10 minutes
    Total Time: 20 minutes
    Servings: 3 -4 people
    Author: Aaron von Frank

    A delicious light & fluffy fall breakfast pancake made with real pumpkin and whole wheat flour. 

    Ingredients

    • 2 cups organic whole wheat flour (we use Great River certified organic, stone ground whole wheat flour or naturally white whole wheat organic flour)
    • 2 Tb. real maple syrup or honey
    • 2 tsp. cinnamon
    • 1/2 tsp ground nutmeg
    • 1/2 tsp ground cloves
    • 1 tsp. Chinese five spice
    • 1/2 tsp. ginger powder
    • 2 tsp. baking powder
    • 1 tsp. baking soda
    • 1/2 tsp. sea salt
    • 2 cups whole organic grass milk
    • 1 duck egg or extra large chicken egg
    • 1 cup pumpkin puree
    • 2 tsp. vanilla extract
    • 1 tbsp of melted butter or sunflower or saflower oil
    • Use butter when cooking pancakes in pan

    Instructions

    1. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the wet ingredients: pumpkin puree, milk, maple syrup, egg, and vanilla.
    2. In a separate mixing bowl, combine the dry ingredients: flour (we recommend Great River stone ground organic whole wheat flower - we buy it in bulk), baking powder, baking soda, and spices. Whisk until uniformly mixed together.

    3. Combine the wet and dry ingredients and whisk or blend together.
    4. Put a frying pan or griddle on medium heat. Once the pan is heated, lightly butter the bottom of the pan (use real butter from local, free-range cows, not the fake stuff!)
    5. Ladle a scoop of batter onto the griddle based on the size of pancakes you prefer.
    6. Once bubbles form on the uncooked side of the pancake, flip them and cook for a few minutes until both sides are brown.
    7. Stack 'em on a plate, add some pure maple syrup or fruit preserves to the top, and enjoy with someone special!

    Thanks for reading! We hope you and your family love Disappearing Whole Wheat Spiced Pumpkin Pancakes as much as we do!

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    2 Comments

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      Aaron
      February 5, 2013 at 1:37 am

      Ellen: Thanks for the questions, and we’re so sorry you had to wait 4 days for a reply from us (both Susan and I thought the other one had already responded).

      For storage, we do both of the following: 1) hang on to some of our pumpkins in a cool, dry place indoors (as of Feb 5th, we actually have some pumpkins that are still in perfect shape that we haven’t eaten yet); 2) bake them and store the pureed flesh in freezer bags (these last for a long time (years) and taste as good as fresh pumpkin in recipes).

      As for jack-o-lanterns: I think that may be more a matter of personal preference and size of pumpkin. I’d imagine any pumpkin over a certain size would be a good jack-o-lantern candidate, and all pumpkins are edible. However, there is a difference in flavor profiles between pumpkins, and there are tons of varieties to choose from once you start looking at heirloom varieties. Here’s a link to one of our favorite sources for pumpkin seeds: http://rareseeds.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=pumpkin&searchbox=products&Submit=

      We’d love to hear more about your Thanksgiving pumpkin pie. Any secrets to making it just right?

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      Ellen Hosking
      February 1, 2013 at 12:46 am

      Awesome… Do you can your home grown pumpkins? What kind of pumpkins are not for jacklanterns? I used to and had many compliments on my pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving time…

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    Epigenetics: you are what your grandparents ate

    Epigenetics. Remember this word because you’re likely to start hearing much more about it.

    A few years back, The Tyrant and I started to notice that seeds we saved from our sexually reproducing, open-pollinated garden plants grew better and were more pest and disease-resistant than their parents, even though they were the same genetic variety as their parent and they were growing in the same organic garden system.
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    I became curious as to what natural process could explain our observations, and that’s when I stumbled upon the field of epigenetics.

    What Is Epigenetics?

    Epigenetics is one of the most fascinating and under-recognized scientific discoveries since Watson and Crick took psychedelics and decoded DNA.

    In the video above, NC State University’s Dr. Randy Jirtle—one of the leading pioneers in the field of epigenetics—is presenting some of his lab’s finding at the National Institute of Health.

    If you don’t want to watch the whole presentation, here are some thoughts and takeaways: 

    1. DNA is like the keys on your piano; your epigenome is your pianist.

    In case you’ve never heard of it, the epigenome consists of the chemical compounds that tell your DNA what to do, where to do it, and when to do it. Whether a cell becomes a finger vs a nose, grows cancer vs fights cancer — that’s a function of epigenetic programming. 

    The epigenome is why different parts of your body all have the same identical DNA toolkit, but look and function differently.  

    Think of DNA as your hardware and your epigenome as the software that controls your hardware. Epigenetic markers can be passed from cell to cell as your cells replicate, and most alarmingly from generation to generation.

    What scientists have discovered is that how you eat, smoke, exercise, etc will not only impact you, it will impact your children and your children’s children. Since the US has the most obese population in the world, Americans are passing down quite a terrible epigenetic legacy to future generations. The good news is that it appears you and your epigenome can literally recode your DNA via proper diet, exercise and reduced exposure to harmful environmental contaminants.

    2. The debate about nature vs nurture is obsolete.

    As Jirtle says,we are getting nature via nurture.”

    Interpreting his statement a bit: biological determinism is an unscientific and outmoded worldview that fails to account for the vast interactivity between the dynamic systems of genes, the epigenome, the microbiome, and the equally dynamic conditions to which those systems connect and adapt, e.g. the broader environment (parental care, chemical exposures, diet, exercise, stress, etc).

    You and your epigenome can control how your genes express, in the same way that a pianist (your epigenome) controls which piano keys (your DNA) are played. These new findings help explain why — as interesting and important as it was — the Human Genome Project flopped in its quest to find direct genetic causes for various diseases.

    It now appears that most diseases are due to environmental factors and not directly attributable to “flaws” in our genetic hardware. For example, 90-95% of cancers are now believed to be due to environmental reasons, not genetic. 

    Epigenetics may also help account for why independent, multi-year studies of genetically engineered annual crops show no increase in yields and an increase in pesticide usage. Essentially, the companies creating these crops are “solving” problems that don’t exist.

    That’s not to say the technology is inherently evil or that it hasn’t or won’t yield some good results. Rather, instead of focusing exclusively on one aspect of the system (plant DNA), we need to focus on the entire living, dynamic system and the interactions that give rise to healthy organisms, whether human or plant (which is what agroecology and organic food production & plant breeding is all about).

    It may take a quantum computer to be able to account for and measure all the variables in that equation, considering there can be up to billions of living microbes in a single teaspoon of healthy organic soil. Each of those microbes has its own DNA and epigenome. And each variety of microbe (bacteria, fungi, yeast, protozoa, etc) serves a unique yet interrelated role in the soil food web, the health of the plant growing in that soil web and the quantity, quality and variety of nutritional loads those plants eventually offer to the people consuming them.

    3. Life is remarkably complex and adaptive.

    The combined processes of natural selection, homeostasis, neuroplasticity, and epigenetic inheritance make us (and other lifeforms) incredibly dynamic creatures capable of instant or multigenerational changes and/or adaptability to our specific environments.

    Various pills, machines, and medical procedures may drastically increase our ability to stay alive under conditions that would have meant certain death for our ancestors, but they can’t and won’t magically make us healthy. Therefore, if you plan to have children, you might want to be aware that what you eat, drink, breath, and think within your lifetime, since these factors will have a transgenerational impact. As epigeneticists say, “you are what your grandparents ate.”

    4. Let’s stop blaming seeds for growing poorly in bad soil and let’s stop blaming people for being sick or impoverished when raised in poverty.

    Again, as Dr. Randy Jirtle says, “we are getting nature via nurture.” If our success or measurements of “progress” don’t account for or even acknowledge the success or continued existence of other people or organisms that we inhabit the planet with, we’ve got to start measuring differently.

    A business axiom we like says, “what gets measured, gets improved.” Instead of simply focusing on how many pounds of a particular patented commodity crop we can extract from an acre of land at the lowest price possible, let’s also ask companies and regulators to begin measuring and reporting other important factors such as:

    • how many other species (including pollinators) benefit from the acre of land and the plant systems in use;
    • how much soil is lost based on usage practices;
    • how (or whether) the crops and growing methods used are reducing or eliminating the need for synthetic fertilizers, pesticides and water input;
    • the quality, quantity, and variety of nutrition created by the crops;
    • how agricultural runoff is impacting nearby water supplies/watersheds;

    At present, the price tag and nutrition labels presented to consumers on the end product are important considerations, but they’re relatively primitive instruments that are completely ineffective at accounting for a wider range of negative externalities.

    Considering that we’re in the midst of the Anthropocene Extinction and there could be 11.2 billion humans here within this century, we need to broaden our measurement parameters and make adjustments now, not later.

    Epigenetics: live like your grandchildren’s lives depend on it

    Each of us requires food, shelter, water and other amenities to survive, but we have to be mindful about how those needs are met. We highly encourage you to be a conscientious consumer: think about where your food and beverages come from and the ripple effects of your other consumption patterns.

    Is your yard (the small piece of earth that you have control over) helping restore ecological health while producing healthy foods for you and your family, or is it a pesticide, fertilizer, and water-intensive turf-grass monoculture designed with the sole intent of impressing the Joneses?

    If 10 billion people do what you do on a daily basis, what impact would it have on the biosphere? Closer to home, if you continue doing what you’re doing now, what impact will it have on your children and grandchildren?

    A nice, biodiverse organically grown summer harvest from our garden.

    A nice, biodiverse organically grown summer harvest from our garden.

    Epigenetics helps enrich our understanding of the biological mechanisms by which our current decisions can, will, and do impact generations to come. Let’s act accordingly!

    KIGI,

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      Gardening

      Building healthy soil explained in a single photo

      jerusalem artichoke in soil - tyrant farms

      Building healthy soil is critical for growing healthy food and healthy people. This single soil building photo says a thousand words! Don’t worry, we’ll use words to explain it…


      Healthy Soil Is Crucial to a Healthy World (and healthy people)

      We haven’t plowed or tilled our soil in many years, yet our soil grows healthier every day. According to the rules of industrial agriculture or conventional farming, this should be impossible. So, how are we doing it? Simple: we mimic nature.

      As we’ve learned more about how soil works, our work in the garden has been drastically reduced. We never plow. We almost never pull weeds or water and fertilize our plants. When we do use fertility-boosting inputs, it’s always with natural organic materials (compost, worm castings, leaves, wood chips, green mulch, etc) that our soil organisms know how to break down, not synthetic fertilizers that have been shown to *damage long-term soil health.

      (*Read more about how synthetic nitrogen fertilizer harms your soil.)

      Try to Be a Studious Observer of Nature’s Systems

      jerusalem artichoke in soil - tyrant farms

      Click image to enlarge. Soil profile showing Jerusalem artichoke growing in young, no-till mulched garden bed. 

      We took this photo back in April and it’s been a great teacher ever since. We were out pulling young Jerusalem Artichoke (aka sunchokes) plants that were spreading into one of our paths. The Tyrant noticed one of the sunchokes coming up right next to a large rock, so she issued the order for me to pull back the rock to have a look.

      Wow, did we get a nice surprise!

      In the image, you can see a lot of neat interactions taking place within the soil system. Here are a few of our observations:

      1. Roots 

      You can see the tuber and root structure of the young plant “in situ,” which is a rare treat. A nice soil profile presents itself for closer inspection. 

      2. Self-Building Soil

      This area started off as the typical Appalachian compacted red clay. We began top-dressing this particular area about two years ago with leaves and wood chips, and you can see the stratification of rich, black top soil relative to the red clay soil base below it.

      It’s amazing how quickly you can build up rich soil (without plowing), or more accurately how quickly your soil food web can build good soil when it’s fed with organic matter that it knows how to “eat”.

      3. Soil Structure

      The soil is rich and full of organic matter, yet light and porous. This structure allows the soil to “breath,” for optimal water absorption and for plants’ root systems to penetrate to find nutrients.

      Had we plowed in the mulch rather than laying it on the surface (top-dressing), we would have disrupted the soil systems and organism that did the “plowing” for us. We would have also caused the soil to be temporarily depleted of nitrogen as these organisms tried to break down the carbon-rich material.

      However, by top-dressing the soil with mulch, the soil food web did the work for us while slowly increasing soil nitrogen.

      4. Earthworm Workers 

      Contrary to popular belief, there are some native North American earthworms. We have an abundance of native and non-natives in our yard, and you can see their pathways throughout the rich black top soil all the way down into the red clay subsoil.

      Certain species of earthworms go to the surface to eat the organic matter, convert it to fertilizer (e.g. poop) in their digestive systems, then bring that fertilizer deeper into the soil where other organisms and plant roots can have access to it. In the process, they create burrows lined with bacterial aggregates that help form good soil structure and help the soil breathe.  

      Fungi also use the worm’s pathways to extend their mycelial networks. Think of each of these earthworms as a tiny plow and fertilization machine!

      5. Nature’s Internet

      It’s hard to see, but the little white dots in the left middle part of the image are small fruiting mushrooms connected to a vast underground “mycelial web.” 

      The mycelial web is nature’s “internet,” transferring information, water and nutrients between plants in the ecosystem while connecting them into a single symbiotic, collaborative system. (Read an overview of the amazing findings about the “Wood Wide Web” by researchers at University of British Columbia.)

      Plowing your soil harms and disrupts this system. Since 95% of all known plants on Earth are mycorrhizal (e.g. dependent upon symbiotic relationships with mushrooms for their survival), it’s best to do as little harm as possible to this system.

      Do you want to be healthy? Food is your best medicine and you take it daily. Healthy food requires healthy soil. Healthy garden and farm soil requires us to understand how soil ecology works. So, observe, study, and learn. You’ll have less work and more food!

      Having problems with your soil? Recently had a neat observation in your garden? Let us know in the comments!

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        How to easily make an affordable mini-greenhouse

        hoophouse

        If you need to make an inexpensive tall hoop house or a small greenhouse, the setup we outline in this article might just do the trick for you.

        Possible uses for this mini-greenhouse? 

        Here are a few possible uses for this mini-greenhouse: 

        • help protect or start flats of cold-sensitive seedlings; 
        • house cold-sensitive potted plants; 
        • as a cover for a garden bed that you want to keep going into fall/winter. 

        We used it for seedling protection. We also used it back when we only had a couple of small potted citrus to overwinter. Now with a citrus collection of over a dozen plants, it no longer works for that purpose. 

        How much temperature protection will the mini-greenhouse provide? 

        Like low tunnels, this mini-greenhouse will keep internal temperatures at least 5 degrees warmer inside at night and potentially up to 20 degrees on sunny days. You could boost the temperature with heated soil cables or some other form of heating system. 

        Materials needed to construct the mini-greenhouse:

        • (3) 8′ treated 4x4s 
        • (6) 10′ long pieces of 1/2″ PVC pipe 
        • (1) roll of 25′ clear greenh0use film (at least 6 mil thickness) 
        • (10) metal 1/2″ clasps to attach pipes to frame 
        • (Optional) (1) bag cedar mulch- temp & bug control 
        • (12) clamps to hold plastic sheet to PVC 
        • (5) cable ties 
        • Large screws for wood frame 
        • Small screws for PVC braces 

        The total price of this system should only be a couple hundred dollars, depending on the price of materials at your local home improvement store. 

        The final mini-greenhouse! You can use bricks, sandbags or something fancier to help hold the plastic in place when it's closed. We used logs since we had them available.

        The final mini-greenhouse! You can use bricks, sandbags or something fancier to help hold the plastic in place when it’s closed. We used logs since we had them available.

        Step-by-step: how to build a mini-greenhouse

        Step 1: Get your materials.

        Get your materials from a home supply store (see materials list above).

        Materials needed for mini-greenhouse.

        Materials for our mini-greenhouse.

        A pickup truck is helpful, but we managed to get all of these supplies into our car with the back seat down. 

        Step 2: Build the frame & attach PVC braces.

        Cut one 8′ 2×4 into two 4′ 2x4s. Assemble wood pieces into 8×4′ floor base using screws and drill.

        Attach 5 metal PVC braces evenly on outside of 8′ sides; 2 braces on edges, with the other 3 at 32″ increments. The PVC pieces will be held in place by these braces. 

        The braces on the outside of the frame that the PVC pipe will slide into.

        The braces on the outside of the frame that the PVC pipe will slide into.

        Step 3: Slide PVC frame into place.

        Slide one side of PVC pipe inside the metal bracket, then bend and insert the PVC into the brackets on the opposite side of the frame.

        Putting together the main frame of the mini-greenhouse.

        Putting together the main frame of the mini-greenhouse.

        Go down the line sliding all 5 PVC pipes into place in their respective brackets.

        Step 4: Cut and install top-mounted PVC piece. 

        Use a plastic cutter or saw to cut the top-mounted PVC to its proper length (8′).

        Installing the top PVC frame. You might want to put duct tape over the sharp end pieces of the PVC to keep it from tearing the plastic covering.

        Installing the top PVC frame. You might want to put duct tape over the sharp end pieces of the PVC to keep it from tearing the plastic covering.

        Then attach the top-mounted PVC piece to center of hoops using plastic cable ties/zip ties. (Add duct tape if desired; we just used ties.)

        Step 5: Assemble the plastic cover.

        Unroll the first fold of plastic. Lay plastic from end-to-end over top of hoop house, dropping it to the ground on both ends.

        Installing the plastic cover over the top of the frame.

        Installing the plastic cover over the top of the frame.

        Extend the cover 18″ out from ground on both sides, then cut plastic with scissors. Next, clip sheet to PVC pipe.

        Step 6: Put mini-greenhouse into final position and start using!

        Put the mini-greenhouse into desired position in your yard or garden. If you’re using it for seedlings, you may want to put down a bag of cedar mulch to help maintain steady temps and control unwanted bugs & slugs.

        Seedling trays inside the mini-greenhouse.

        Seedling trays inside the mini-greenhouse.

        We hope this helps you protect or grow your cold-sensitive plants! 

        KIGI,

         

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          Ducks In Depth

          Realizations From Killing and Eating A Duck We Raised Ourselves

          Tyrant Farms - Welsh Harlequin ducks

          Reflections on killing and eating a duck we raised ourselves. Warning: this is not a light article. 


          A few years ago, we didn’t put too much thought into the meat we’d buy at the grocery store. Sure, we’d try to pick the packages with labels like “organic” or “pasture-raised,” but the full connection to the reality that those little lumps of pink flesh were recently living, feeling, breathing animals with unique personalities just wasn’t fully there in our minds.

          How could it be?

          The way we used to source our meat had the same desensitizing effect that many people in our society have developed towards violence. Those aren’t “real” animals we’re buying and eating, they’re cheap chunks of protein.

          Likewise, that’s not a “real” person being injured or murdered, that’s just some other video game character, TV actor, or unfortunate person being talked about on the nightly news.

          None of it is real. None of it matters. None of it is connected to ME. And ME is all that matters in the game called “life on earth.” Or so we believe.

          “I don’t care how you do it, just feed me cheaply.” “I don’t care who or what has to die or suffer in the process, just give me a constant stream of cheap calories and entertainment.”

          This is what we tell the market to deliver, and the market delivers it to us with ruthless, devastating efficiency. To make sure we don’t notice what we’re responsible for, the market hides the externalities created by our cheap decisions in foreign sweat shops, polluted ecosystems, and welfare costs that “somebody else” has to pay for.

          It’s not my fault, and if you try to tell me it is, then I’ll choose to change the channel to something more emotionally soothing or distracting.

          A Conscious Life

          Today, Larry, one of our Welsh Harlequin ducks, had the only bad two minutes of his entire life.

          We raised him since he was just a couple of weeks old, feeding him the best possible food; letting him forage daily for insects, worms and fresh organic produce in our garden; providing a duck pond with clean, fresh water that he swam in daily; putting him up and taking him out of his protected coop (aka the “Quacker Box“) each night and morning so no predators could get to him while he slept; and petting him and feeding him special treats almost daily.

          We should also add that Larry was a bit of a jerk. When we got our first four ducks (for the purpose of egg production), we didn’t know how to sex them (male and female ducklings look pretty much identical). We picked out four ducklings from a local breeder, crossed our fingers, and hoped for more females than males.

          Duck eggs - Welsh Harlequin duck eggs

          Lady Margaret Thrasher (our oldest Welsh Harlequin duck) has produced one beautiful duck egg every day for the past 45 days!

          As our ducks matured, we realized we’d picked out three males and one female. Oops.

          If you know anything about ducks, you know that 3 boys:1 girl is not a good ratio given their mating and socializing habits. The ideal ratios are a minimum of three female ducks for every male.

          Even as a duckling, Larry was always a bit anti-social. He hated being handled and he didn’t seem to enjoy socializing with the rest of his flock. When he matured, he became very aggressive to the two other males and was even violent towards Lady Margaret Thrasher, the female.

          After we realized that our first “flock” was mostly males, we got three new female Welsh Harlequin ducklings. Larry hated these fuzzy, yellow balls of duckling adorableness with a passion.

          Despite the fact that the three new females are now nearly adults, Larry still constantly tried to attack and injure them.

          We tried every means of socializing the two flocks together that we could think of, experimenting with multiple cooping and fencing strategies to get them used to being near each other without Larry being able to actually get a hold of them. Nothing worked.

          Larry was never going to let the two flocks integrate and he was going to be aggressive towards any males or females he could get his beak on. Including yesterday, when he got out and chased our ducklings down a steep hill into a patch of thorned blackberries.

          Nothing was going to work. So, yesterday we picked Larry up, petted him one last time, put him into a hand-made contraption to hold him firmly in place, then cut the jugular vein in his neck. He barely kicked, and he was dead in less than a minute.

          Throughout the process, we looked Larry in the eyes and talked to him. We thanked him for his life and told him that no part of him would go to waste or be forgotten. We apologized to him if he was experiencing pain or suffering and told him it would be over soon. This was probably the most difficult thing the two of us have ever done together, and we’d be lying to say that we haven’t cried many times during and after the act.

          Larry wasn’t just a piece of meat, he was part of our flock; he was (and is) part of us. The most disrespectful treatment we could possibly pay this beautiful animal would be to expect his life to simply be reduced to a ten second financial transaction, wherein his entire existence boiled down to how cheaply we can purchase the meat from his once-living body.

          How barbaric. How inhumane. How cruel to the animal and to the person.

          We humans have the capacity to be so much smarter and more ethical than we’re currently demonstrating in our numbed-downed and dumbed-down state.

          We refuse to be numb, desensitized, or uncaring. We want to know where the products we buy (food included) come from and what their TRUE costs are. We feel we have a responsibility to do so.

          Being one or two steps removed from the outsourcing of pain, suffering, brutality, exploitation, deaths, etc doesn’t mean that we’re not responsible for the outcomes we create, just like hiring a hitman doesn’t mean we’re not murderers. It would just mean we’re blithely indifferent and intellectually dishonest, which in many ways is far worse than being the actual people, companies, or governments we ultimately hire to commit these acts on our behalf.

          The Virtuous Cycle

          One truth about this world is that some life dies so that other life can live. And the cycle repeats. It can and should be a profoundly beautiful, virtuous cycle. To make it such, requires us to be awake and aware, connected to the consequences of our decisions and the web of life that we’re each a part of.

          Every part of Larry the Duck will be used either in our garden or on our dinner plate. His physical parts will not be wasted or squandered, and they will give rise to new life which will eventually give rise to more new life, in a continuous rhythmic dance that is as old as life on our planet.

          We hope that sharing Larry’s life and death with others will also help ensure that the non-physical parts of the animal will be used to their highest potential as well. If reading this article helps you further grasp the importance of sourcing humanely raised, healthy animals for food (or choose to become a vegetarian or vegan), then that’s a beautiful, worthy outcome of Larry’s life.

          What’s the spark inside us that makes our component parts come to life? What happens to that spark when an animal or plant dies? Those are questions that each of us can and should explore in our own ways, to the best of our abilities.

          However, if we want to create and share a planet that we purposefully design in such a way as to optimize the health and wellbeing of all living plants and animals on it (including humans, not just FOR humans), we should not allow ourselves to be desensitized to the full impact of our decisions.

          If you choose to eat meat, the price tag should be the last feature that you’re concerned about. Otherwise, please choose to be a vegetarian—and of course, eat as much local, organic produce (preferably raised by you) as possible.

          Your life matters. Your decisions matter. We are deeply and profoundly connected to each other and the other lifeforms on this planet. Don’t ever let those truths be manipulated or taken from you.

          An Afterword…

          The two “flocks” merged immediately after Larry was gone and have spent the past 12 hours sleeping, eating, playing, swimming and foraging together.

          Each male now has two females, and we intend to provide all six animals with a lifelong environment designed for their optimal happiness and health. In return, they’ll provide us with many hours of entertainment, lots of garden fertilizer, pest control, and the freshest, healthiest eggs we can possibly eat.

          When our ducks eventually succumb to old age, their humans will put them back into the earth, plant a perennial plant over them, and watch in awe as the virtuous cycle that we’re a part of starts anew.

          KIGI,


           
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            Kimberly H.
            October 29, 2022 at 5:25 am

            I just came across this article today and see it was written 10 years ago. We value the insight you’ve share on managing your flock. Your drake lived his best life and served a meaningful purpose. Thank you for sharing this information.

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            Banafsheh Ehtemam
            June 29, 2015 at 9:50 pm

            So my question to you , why did you kill Larry? Was it because he didn’t get along with others?

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            Amber Zenner
            May 14, 2015 at 4:50 pm

            A nap and a foot rub, those ducks are treated better than humans! Also, I deeply sympathize with your decision to humanely end Larry’s life- not something I could do (and shows how much of a disconnect I/we have with the food system). I look forward to more blog posts.

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            Silica
            July 18, 2014 at 2:19 pm

            Thank you, thoughtful and not pulling any punches.

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            Lindsay
            May 4, 2014 at 11:46 am

            Thank you for sharing your experience. As an animal lover, meat eater, and someone who had egg laying ducks growing up your post spoke to me. I think many of our generation are coming to realize the whole picture of meat production. Some are embracing it by raising their own, and others by abstaining from meat. Looking to get back into raising ducks for eggs, your story is a reminder that sometimes raising animals comes with an unexpected side. I too would struggle to dispatch Larry, and I ponder would I be able to do it with my own future ducks? I’m curious if you were able to follow through and pluck, gut him?
            I ask this because recently for the first time my fiancé (a hunter and something I struggle with) brought home a pheasant. Vowing to not let this beautiful bird go to waste, I watched several videos/read articles on how to pluck and gut it. It took me 2 hours to do it, but in honor of the animal it was well worth it. I did cry, I thanked it, I paused before having to cut off head, feet and wings, but in the end it started to shape up to be something like you see at the market. Oddly over this two our span it started become a bit more familiar and comforting. It was my own awakening to ‘this is how it’s done…’. It seems you wrote this article on the eve of Larry’s death, I’m curious were you able to pluck him and eat him? How did it end up? Did you have any further thought provoking experiences during that transition from fowl to food?

            Would you do it again?

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            Maggi Hall
            April 17, 2014 at 2:37 pm

            Aaron, I am so very very proud of all you are doing to nurture the environment and teach others the value of ethical gardening. Your mom sent the video of your lovely wife and kitty and we all had such a grand laugh. You have inherited your mom’s love for gardening. When I first met her she had something weird growing in a jelly jar in the kitchen window of your dad’s house! May you and Susan have a rich and joyous and extremely healthy life!!! God bless you – PS, you’re even more handsome than the last time I saw you.

            Hugs and love,
            Maggi Hall (a vegetarian) and Ron; Erin and Amy and all their family

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            bucks corner
            December 19, 2013 at 1:07 am

            What a beautiful and moving tribute to Larry! Couldn’t agree more with everything you wrote.

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              Susan
              December 19, 2013 at 11:14 am

              Thank you, really appreciate your support.

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            Pamela Stergios
            December 18, 2013 at 11:32 pm

            Why did it take several minutes for the duck to die/ bleed out? Was there not an instant way to do it??

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              Aaron
              December 19, 2013 at 11:47 am

              Pamela: Thanks for your question. We’ve read a lot about the most humane ways to kill fowl while also ensuring that the meat isn’t negatively impacted in the process. You can cut off their heads, but that method is becoming less preferred to the method we used, especially for small scale meat producers. Our go-to resource on ducks is “Storey’s Guide to Raising Ducks,” and they also recommend the method we used. Apparently, the animal experiences almost no pain, and the heart effectively pumps all the blood out of the animal’s body without triggering any stress hormones which can make the meat taste “gamey.” It was certainly not something that we derived any pleasure from, and after the experience we’re going to be eating even less meat than we did before. Most of our non-vegetable-based protein comes from eggs and dairy products that we or farmers we know produced. Hope that answers your question!

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            April Gordon
            December 18, 2013 at 6:45 pm

            Wonderful and moving essay. I could not do what you did, but I deeply admire your humane and sensitive reflections. AG

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              Aaron
              December 18, 2013 at 7:52 pm

              Thank you AG! 🙂 It was and continues to be an extraordinarily profound experience for us.

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          Ducks

          Our first duck eggs… plus some egg-laying tips

          Marges First Egg (duck eggs)

          Each morning, I start the day by going outside to let our Welsh Harlequin ducks out of their Quacker Box, while The Tyrant fights heroically for a few more minutes of sleep.

          The Quacker Box - duck tractor, coop, house... via tyrantfarms.com

          Our ducks demanded a house worthy of their exquisite plumage. Enter the Quacker Box…

          Once the ducks are out, I give them fresh food and water. Then I talk with them about whatever happens to be on their minds. Welsh Harlequin ducks are wonderful conversationalists.

          Ours are particularly fond of talking about British politics, world events, and fresh home-grown seasonal produce finely chopped into duck-sized bites.

          Our oldest flock: Lady Margaret Thrasher (wearing white) and the three men (Sir Winton Duckbill, Lawrence of Afradia and Baby Duck).

          Our original flock: Lady Margaret Thrasher (wearing white) and the three men (Sir Winton Duckbill, Lawrence of Afradia, and Baby Duck). If you’re an intending duck parent, please note that this is NOT a good male-to-female ratio to have in your duck flock.

          For the past couple of weeks, we’ve been expecting our oldest female, Lady Margaret Thrasher, to lay her first eggs given her age (about 20 weeks old). Since ducks are somewhat notorious for hiding their eggs, we were certain she was just pulling an “Easter Bunny” and hiding her eggs from us somewhere around the garden where she forages.

          We’ve searched the bushes and beds in Margaret’s realm almost every day over the past week to no avail. Not one hidden duck egg was found. The Tyrant even considered squeezing Margaret to see if an egg would pop out. (This is a joke. No, ducks don’t actually work like this, so don’t try it.)

          Lady Margaret Thrasher keeping an eye on the egg-hunters.

          Lady Margaret Thrasher keeping an eye on the egg hunters.

          What do you do if your duck or chicken isn’t laying eggs on schedule? 

          As it turns out, sometimes ducks and chickens that reach egg-laying age but haven’t laid any eggs just need a little extra help to get going. It doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with them.

          So, to help Margaret realize that she needed to start laying eggs for us, we made two small additions to her life:

          1. a golf ball
          2. ground up oyster shell

          A few rounds of golf and an oyster roast… What more does a duck need to produce its first eggs? Actually, the reasons for these two additions have a logical explanation:

          1. Golf ball in the duck nest. 

          We placed a golf ball in Lady Margaret’s nest to make her think she’d already laid an egg (a white golf ball looks pretty similar to an egg, at least as far as ducks are concerned).

          Apparently, this can help trigger whatever physiological processes are required to get a bird to actually lay their own eggs. If you want to make certain your ducks and chickens are fooled by the fake eggs, you can even get fake ceramic eggs on Amazon

          2. Flaked oyster shell. 

          We wanted to make sure Margaret the duck had access to the dietary calcium needed to help produce a good healthy egg with a well-formed, hard shell.

          This oyster shell was put in a separate bowl, not mixed in with the duck food. Why? Female ducks (and chickens too) will only eat the oyster shell if they need it, and the males couldn’t care less about it.

          June 2019 update: For whatever reason, out of all the calcium supplements we’ve tried (and we’ve tried quite a few), the only one our ducks will eat is Scratch-and-Peck’s Flaked Oyster Shell. They’ll also eat their own crushed egg shells, but you’ll still want to make sure to make an additional high quality calcium supplement available since calcium-depleted ducks make calcium depleted duck egg shells and/or can become egg bound.

          The results of golf balls and oyster shells? Our first duck eggs! 

          We don’t know if it was correlation or causation, but within 48 hours of us providing Lady Margaret Thrasher with her very own golf ball and ground oyster shells, she produced two beautiful eggs.

          Wednesday, October 30, 2013 will go down in Tyrant Farms history as the day that we (or more accurately Lady Thrasher) produced our first ever duck eggs!

          Lady Margaret Thrasher's first two eggs.

          Lady Margaret Thrasher’s first two eggs.

          Raise heritage breed ducks & chickens!

          We hope more people will continue to raise heritage breed ducks and chickens (especially the breeds on the “Livestock Conservancy’s critical, threatened, or watch list“) so we can keep these wonderful creatures from going extinct.

          Growing healthy food isn’t just about altruism, economics, or our own general wellbeing. There’s something indescribably magical about the process, whether that food comes in the form of a plant or an animal. There’s a knowledge base and a sense of connection to the earth that you can’t quite put into words.

          Some things can be learned, but they can’t be taught.

          Our first two duck eggs in hand!

          Our first two duck eggs in hand!

          We hope you’ll decide to start your own garden or raise your own ducklings

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          Aaron & Susan
           
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            N
            August 9, 2022 at 2:46 am

            First, thanks for sharing your experience and knowledge with us – it’s inspiring!
            So here’s my situation:
            I have two female Silver Appleyard ducks. They were given to me by a friend, who purchased them at the local farm store, so they don’t know exactly when they were born, but think it was sometime around the end of March. I’ve never raised ducks, or any kind of bird before, so this is all new to me and I’m learning as I go (one of my searches led me to your website which has been a blessing!). I would like to try getting them to lay eggs for us, so here are my thoughts:
            We’re now going into the second week of August, so they’re a little over four months old, and I’m thinking they should be nearing egg-laying age,?
            Since we’re past the summer solstice and days are getting shorter, they probably own’t be laying eggs until next Spring, right?
            They have an enclosure with a small pond, and room to run, but not really fly, and a good size hutch inside of it, which they share. I’m starting to look into egg-laying boxes for them, and will probably make two, one for each of them. I have no idea of what they need – size, materials, what month should I set the boxes for them, placement, etc., so any info you can share would be Much Appreciated!
            Thanks again for all you do!

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              Aaron von Frank
              August 9, 2022 at 12:06 pm

              Hi and so happy to hear our duck information has been helpful for you you! Answers to your questions plus some extra thoughts below:

              1. Paraphrasing: Your ducks are over 4 months old, so will they be laying eggs soon or will the decreasing daylight hours at this point in the year keep them from initiating egg production until next spring?

              Answer: If your ducks were WILD mallards, then they wouldn’t start laying eggs until next spring. However, Mallard-derived domestic ducks have been bred for high egg production, so you’re likely to start getting eggs soon. When? Hard to say for certain, but September would be our guess, since that would put them over the 20 week mark which is typically when they’ll start laying eggs. For example, Lady Margaret Thrasher (our first female duck featured in this article) was born in mid-May. She laid her first eggs on October 30th of the same year (~22 weeks old).

              2. “not really fly” – Like most domestics, Silver appleyards are a flightless breed so they don’t need that much overhead room in their living quarters. They do need adequate room to stretch and flap their wings, so ~3′ minimum height. Depending on the setup, people often like to make their coops/runs high enough to make access by humans easy for egg collection, cleaning, etc.

              3. Egg-laying boxes for ducks – Ducks aren’t like chickens. They don’t need egg laying boxes or anything fancy. In backyard setups with just a handful of ducks, they’ll almost always form a single communal nest in a spot that feels safe and comfortable. So you could build a little covered nook for them in the back of their enclosure to encourage them to make a nest/lay eggs in a certain spot. What they will want is some bedding material to build their nest with (and sometimes cover their eggs). We prefer large flake pine shavings in our duck coops, as we detail here: https://www.tyrantfarms.com/whats-the-best-bedding-for-your-duck-coop-or-run/. Also note that one day your ducks might all lay their eggs in the same nest, and the next day there might be eggs randomly laid throughout the coop and left on the surface of the bedding. Then the next day they might decide to build a nest in a new spot and bury the eggs after laying. Ducks like to keep you on your toes!

              If you do build a hutch or nook for them, you’ll probably want to go ahead and do that now so they have time to get comfortable with it prior to starting to lay eggs. It often takes ducks a bit of time to warm up to new objects and consider it theirs, rather than something that might present a threat.

              Hope this info helps and best of luck to you and your flock!

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            KBee
            January 11, 2021 at 10:26 am

            We have 6 Welsh Harliquen hens… they are over 20 weeks old and not laying. I’m wondering if the shorter days has something to do with this. We got one egg, then nothing for a month.. then we’ve gotten one egg the past two days… Our persnickety ladies do not like duck feed… they prefer to goggle up the fish food. They do forage a great deal. on our 16 acres here in Texas. (They also steal the cats’ food as well as the horses’ grain. They are the queens of the farm.) If they are refusing laying supplement, does that mean they do not need it? Thank you. Your webpage is what made us decide to try Welsh Harlies.

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              Aaron von Frank
              January 11, 2021 at 5:49 pm

              Hi there! Ha, typical Welsh Harlequins, er Welsh Harle-queens. They seem to think they run the show wherever they are. Our flock loves stealing cat food as well, but you don’t want them to make that their main diet because it’s far higher in protein than what they should be eating.

              The reason your girls aren’t laying yet is almost certainly due to the daylight hours. Light triggers hormonal shifts which then triggers egg production/shutoff. Since they were coming into egg production during low numbers of day light hours, they’re probably not going to start laying steadily until you’re at ~12 hours of light per day with temps not dropping below 20F. Commercial operations add artificial light to the coops to make them lay during fall and winter + continue feeding them layer feed through those months as well. If you’re going for sheer egg production, that may be the protocol you want to take. Just be warned that higher production comes with the price of more health problems (especially reproductive problems), which will either mean medical costs or the need to regularly cull ducks. We don’t judge farmers/producers who go that route, but if these are more farm pets rather than a potential income stream, you’ll want to welcome those breaks from laying as a chance for those little duck bodies to heal, remineralize, and prep for the rigors of the next laying season.

              As for how to get them to eat the food they’re SUPPOSED to eat, that just comes down to limiting their access to the things they’re not supposed to eat (in your case: cat and fish food). A hungry duck will eat their designated food, unless there’s something wrong with it (e.g. it’s gone bad). Out of curiosity, what are you feeding them that they’re rejecting?

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                Kimberley Bryant
                January 12, 2021 at 4:07 pm

                Thanks for the reassurance that our ducks are not the only bullies. I do have to laugh that these little quacky things push around the 1000 lb horse.

                The food they reject is “Flock Party Egg Maker Crumbles”. We are not interested in any more egg production than we need for our family of 5. Our ducks are free range with us putting them up at night. They swim in about a 1 ac pond and have access to 15 acres, but rarely go farther than down to the pond and in my flower beds. I had high hopes they would eat squash bugs. I even smashed squash bugs and fed them to the ducks as duckings, but only one will eat them. Squash bugs are related to sink bugs.

                To anyone considering ducks, they are the best antidepressant and stress relief during these COVID filled days in the office. I come home and walk down to the pond and laugh at their antics.

                Thank you for your reassurance that they may begin to lay more frequently when spring comes around. (I’m in Texas, if we get below 20 there is a serious problem.)
                KBee

                • Aaron von Frank
                  January 12, 2021 at 5:57 pm

                  Totally agree about ducks being a hilarious form of stress relief!

                  Re food: our girls weren’t crazy about crumble (which they’d often gag on) but they like kibble. One thing you can do with a crumble feed is add some water to it until it’s the consistency of oatmeal and see if they like it any better? If not, you may want to try another brand – and perhaps even give kibble a try. Our avian vet recommended Mazuri waterfowl feed years ago, and that’s what we’ve been using since. Unfortunately not organic, but it’s an excellent, well-balanced poultry feed. They make both a maintainer and a layer feed. We wrote about our recommended feeding regimen here: https://www.tyrantfarms.com/what-to-feed-pet-or-backyard-ducks-to-maximize-their-health-and-longevity/

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            Jonathan
            December 5, 2013 at 10:08 am

            You guys have inspired us to get ducks down the road sometime. Congrats on your first eggs. 🙂

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              Aaron
              December 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm

              Awesome! Glad to hear that. They’re such wonderful, funny little creatures. Please get in touch if you ever have questions or need help with your ducks.

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            April Gordon
            October 31, 2013 at 1:55 pm

            Congratulations to Margaret and bon appetit to you and ” The Tyrant.” I hope you post a photo of your first duck egg meal. I assume you will not be showing the photo to Margaret. AG

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              Aaron
              October 31, 2013 at 3:04 pm

              Thanks! The first meal wasn’t too exciting: fried eggs for breakfast. They were really good eggs though. Hard shells and brilliant orange yolks that stood up out of the pan. Margaret doesn’t need to know… 🙂

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          In Depth

          A Visit to Windy Hill Orchard & Cidery

          Windy Hill Orchard hard ciders - York, SC

          We recently had family come for a visit from Las Vegas: The Tyrant’s sister, Lisa, and her adorable daughter Alli (aka Alli Bear).

          We decided to pack their weekend trip full of fun and food: ice skating, gardening, cob oven cooking, and a trip up the road to Windy Hill Orchard to pick fresh apples. Windy Hill just so happens to also produce our favorite summer adult beverage: hard apple ciders.

          Windy Hill Orchard & Cidery - York, SC

          For a bit of background, The Tyrant and I have been huge fans of Windy Hill’s hard ciders ever since we first tried them at Community Tap a couple of years ago. After a hot summer hike or day in the garden, there is nothing better than a cold cider (except perhaps a cold cider mixed 50/50 with an IPA, which is how hard cider is often consumed in Europe via a concoction called a “Snakebite“).

          Since we get our groceries from the Swamp Rabbit Cafe & Grocery, we asked Jack, one of the owners, if she’d start carrying Windy Hill cider too, so that we could get our food and beverage needs taken care of at the same store. She happily obliged.

          Two weeks later, The Tyrant was dropping by “The Rabbit” to pick up some raw milk when she saw people with large boxes labeled “Windy Hill” heading towards the door. By all accounts, she squealed like a pig and ran over to thank them for all the happiness they’d provided for us over the past two years.

          As it turned out, the two people carrying the Windy Hill boxes were the orchard’s founders, husband and wife team Fritz (aka “Johnny,” as in “Johnny Appleseed”) and Catherine Gusmer, who had started the orchard about thirty years ago. After her swoon-worthy experience meeting the Gusmers, The Tyrant returned home with a car full of hard cider. And no milk.

          The Trip to Windy Hill Orchard

          We arrived at Windy Hill at around 10am Sunday morning. As we stepped out of our car, we were greeted by a huge rooster, who had been foraging on fallen apples and insects under a nearby tree.

          Windy Hill Orchard & Cidery - York, SC

          Every business should have a greeting rooster.

          The orchard and facilities are set up to handle a large crowd, which is precisely what was on hand. The lines to purchase all manner of apple goodies ran from under the tin-roofed barn out into the parking area. The delicious smell of fresh apple donuts wafted through the air and a banjo player jammed away as “Johnny” gave a pitch-perfect recounting of the life and times of Johnny Appleseed in a nearby gathering area. It was the perfect introduction to Windy Hill Orchard.

          We bought some empty picking bags and headed towards the you-pick part of the orchard, where red Stayman Winesap apples starkly contrasted against the blue fall sky, like ornaments on a Christmas tree.

          "You-pick" apple trees on a fall day - Windy Hill Orchard & Cidery

          An apple-lovers paradise.

          Why Stayman Winesaps?

          As Windy Hill states on their website:

          “The Stayman Winesap is an old southern variety of apple that has a multitude of uses. The Stayman Winesap is a sweet aromatic apple that has a slight hint of tartness. They are equally good for cooking and eating and retain their flavor when baked or used to make apple sauce. Because of their unique flavor and attributes, the Stayman Winesap is an excellent choice for Apple Cider and we use it to make our own cider as much as possible.”

          Picking apples was a blast for all the adults and Alli Bear alike. As we picked, chickens darted about under the trees around us, feasting on old apples and the insects they attracted.

          Chickens under apple tree at Windy Hill Orchard & Cidery in York, SC

          “You give us food, we’ll give you fertilizer and eggs.”

          The free-ranging chickens are an intentional part of the pest management system that the orchard has adopted, which also helps “close the loop.” Rotting apples & non-beneficial insects = chicken food = chicken eggs = chicken manure = apple tree fertilizer… not to mention the extra revenue the orchard makes from selling free-range chicken eggs.

          After picking our apples, we headed back to the main facilities to enjoy some food and beverages. We ordered apple donuts, an apple slushy for Alli, and a sampler tray of hard ciders (for the adults, of course).

          Pictures from Wendy Hill Orchard & Cidery

          Before we departed, we had the pleasure of meeting Matthew, the founders’ son, who is responsible for some of Windy Hills recent innovations ranging from digital media marketing, hydroponic strawberries, new cider recipes, low/no-chemical integrated pest management systems, and growing Cascade hops for their ciders right at the orchard. Because they grow such a high percentage of their ingredients at the orchard, Windy Hill is able to sell their hard ciders directly to the public, despite the rather strange South Carolina alcohol laws that prohibit other state breweries who source their ingredients from third parties from doing so.

          It was so encouraging to see a local, multi-generational farming operation like Windy Hill prospering while creating healthy, delicious products (ok, so the apple donuts aren’t too healthy, but they sure are good to indulge in once a year).

          We certainly plan to do our part helping Windy Hill’s business grow by enjoying their cider and other apple products every chance we get. And every time we drink a Windy Hill cider, we’ll fondly remember our visit to the orchard and meeting the Gusmer family. If you don’t live in Upstate, South Carolina, there’s a good chance you can still get Windy Hill’s ciders from nearby grocery stores.

          Special Note: The real-life story of Johnny Appleseed is a fascinating tale. We highly suggest you take a read of this wikipedia entry to better understand who Johnny was, what he believed, how he lived and why so many Americans drank hard cider in the early years of the republic. President John Adams even drank a tankard of hard cider each morning for its “health benefits,” which may be one of the reasons he lived to be 90 years old!

          So, consuming fermented apple juice may actually be “as American as hard apple cider.”  

          Know It or Grow It!

          Aaron & Susan

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            Gardening

            RIP Cindy (2009 – 2013). You’ll Be Missed.

            sunset

            Cindy von Wheelbarrow passed today. For anyone else suffering the loss of a beloved wheelbarrow know that you’re not alone.


            Tyrant Farms is named in honor of the benevolent dictator, Susan The Tyrant. However, there is another lady who has played an integral role in creating our little slice of edible paradise since the very beginning. Some might even say she hasn’t gotten the credit she deserves, given her tireless efforts in helping to create Tyrant Farms over the years.

            Her name is Cindy. Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            Cindy joined our family when we first decided to break ground on our edible landscape several years ago. The steep kudzu and poison ivy-infested slope behind our home adjacent the forest was anything but an ideal location for a garden. However, Cindy didn’t see things that way. She saw opportunity. A glass half-full.

            The beginning of Tyrant Farms, thanks in large part to Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            The beginning of Tyrant Farms, thanks in large part to Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            Through Cindy’s tireless dedication and hard work under the thumb of The Tyrant, an inhospitable terrain was transformed into 200 linear yards of terraced, rock-walled gardens. This design ensured that nutrients and water would no longer run off of our property into the stream, but would instead be retained on our property thus helping in the virtuous cycle of improved soil fertility.

            Cindy hauled every piece of discarded rock we found at a nearby construction site from our old pickup truck into our backyard without ever uttering a single complaint.

            “I’m tired.” “Can we take a break?” “I’m hungry.” These would have been the sentiments expressed by the average wheelbarrow under similar conditions. But not Cindy. She had a vision for the lush edible landscape that would one day be Tyrant Farms. Each rock she carried meant the first harvest was that much closer.

            Cindy von Wheelbarrow's replacement tire

            Cindy von Wheelbarrow’s replacement tire (we’re not sure where the missing bolt went).

            Sure, her original tire broke during this initial building phase and we had to get a replacement, but nothing a little lipstick couldn’t hide.

            We’re sorry that we broke your arm, Cindy

            Earlier this summer, we built a wood-fired cob oven. (Read how to make your own wood-fired cob oven or how to cook in a cob oven.) The oven’s base was built out of one ton of stone and another ton of sand and gravel.

            The wood-fired cob oven at Tyrant Farms, constructed under the watchful eye and helpful hand of Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            The wood-fired cob oven at Tyrant Farms, constructed under the watchful eye and helpful hand of Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            Sure, we could have hauled all of these items from the driveway ourselves, but it would have taken a long time and probably left us crippled. Even though she was already missing a few bolts by this point in her life, Cindy raised her hand and volunteered to haul all of these materials on her back so that we wouldn’t have to. All we had to do was load her up and give her a gentle push. She’d take care of the rest.

            Cindy performed admirably at this task, at least until Aaron—in a foolish attempt to speed up the cob oven construction process—loaded Cindy up with a bit more stone than she could handle.

            Cindy never cried out in pain, but when her right arm snapped in half, we knew she was in trouble.

            One of the last injuries (a broken arm) sustained by Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            One of the last injuries (a broken arm) sustained by Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            Nevertheless, Cindy kept going. With Aaron placing one hand on her good arm and the other on her rusty shoulder, she finished the cob oven project. It was probably the single-most heroic thing we’ve ever seen from a wheelbarrow.

            We’re sorry that we melted you, Cindy

            Now, for those of you who have ever cooked in a wood-fired oven, you know that it can produce quite a bit of heat. 1,000 degrees of heat to be exact.

            Once our cob oven has heated for about 2-3 hours, we remove the coal and embers and begin cooking. This means an extremely heat-tolerant vessel needs to be on-hand to scrape the coals into. Realizing that he didn’t have a metal container for these near-molten embers during our first wood-fired pizza experiment, Aaron decided that Cindy was going to have to hold the coals whilst we cooked.

            Cindy didn’t so much as grimace as we loaded her halfway full of red-hot coals and pushed her away from the oven. Not long after the delicious fumes of pizza wafted into the air, we detected an odor that wasn’t quite so pleasant: melting plastic. You see, we’d never taken the time to notice that the fastenings between Cindy’s hips and her legs were made of plastic, and this element of her livery was quickly melting and oozing over her legs due to the extreme heat of the coals she was carrying.

            Melted Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            Melted Cindy von Wheelbarrow.

            We immediately extinguished the coals with water from a garden hose, but it was already too late. Our negligence had left Cindy permanently disfigured. Still not a word of protest from her… ever the optimist.

            Cindy's last cob oven pizza.

            Cindy’s last cob oven pizza.

            How’s the pizza?” she asked, melted plastic dripping from her chin.

            We’re sorry that we snapped you in half, Cindy

            This past weekend, we happened to stop by Lowes Home Improvement Warehouse for some now-forgotten reason. Whether we’re getting a plumbing item or a new tool, The Tyrant ALWAYS demands we make a visit to Lowes’ discount plant section, despite considerable protest from her subjects.

            It just so happened that Lowes had a 10′ 5 gallon cherry tree on sale for $10. After considerable effort, we managed to get the tree stuffed into our small car along with our other items. “Don’t open your mouth or you’ll get the leaves wet,” said the Tyrant as we drove home, the cherry leaves flapping in our faces.

            As always, Cindy was excited to help out upon our arrival home. She raced out from the garage, squeaking and wobbling, ready to chip in. We dug a large hole into the last area of the yard that was still without an edible tree or shrub. After extracting enough red clay to build another cob oven, we realized we couldn’t just leave the giant heap in our yard. Cindy chimed in, “I’ll carry it. Load me up.

            Cindy huffed and puffed and creaked through the first load of soil, her remaining bolts straining as she dumped her earthen contents into the spare dirt pile. Another load. And another. Finally, on the fourth and final load the little bolts and plastic pieces that had held Cindy von Wheelbarrow together through years of hard labor, through seemingly infinite trials and tribulations, finally gave out. Cindy came apart. Permanently, completely and beyond repair. It was her last noble expression of love and devotion to us.

            We think, deep down, she knew this would be the last cherry tree she’d ever help us plant. She always loved cherries. And the shade of that Cherry tree will be Cindy’s final resting place (except for her half-melted plastic parts that we plan to recycle and her wheel which will be repurposed on some unknown future project). It’s the way Cindy would have wanted it.

            Gone but never forgotten. RIP Cindy von Wheelbarrow. Your contributions to Tyrant Farms will endure beyond us all. We wish we’d thanked you more while you were here.

            In remembrance of Cindy,

            KIGI,

             

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              MJ
              January 4, 2022 at 11:08 pm

              This. Is. Amazing. I laughed the whole way through (sorry, Cindy). Also, SUCH a clever way to talk about all the hard work you (with the help of Cindy of course) have done and the evolution of your land.

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                Aaron von Frank
                January 5, 2022 at 12:00 pm

                I’m glad you got a good laugh from Cindy the Wheelbarrow’s obituary! I try to get The Tyrant to read it on Cindy’s RIP anniversary each year but she usually refuses because she weeps then snort-laughs because she realizes how absurd it is that she’s laughing about the “death” of a wheelbarrow. Cindy was a special one though.

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              Princess
              November 21, 2013 at 12:18 am

              This is too much Lol

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                Aaron
                December 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm

                Glad you enjoyed, thanks! 🙂

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              April Gordon
              September 10, 2013 at 1:25 pm

              Poignant and inspiring story. We gardeners are inclined to take for granted our trusty and devoted wheelbarrows. No more! After reading about Cindy, I went outside and hugged my two long-serving wheelbarrows, Bonnie and Dwain. Would you believe I didn’t even know their names before today? Thank you for this transformative blog destined to remake the relationship between humans and their tools…AG

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                Susan
                September 10, 2013 at 4:47 pm

                Glad to hear it! Bonnie and Dwain sound like lovely wheelbarrows. I’m sure they appreciated your kind words.

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            Gardening In Depth

            Three permaculture lessons from a great summer growing season

            There are dozens of edible plants in this photo from Tyrant Farms.

            Three permaculture lessons we learned from our summer garden. Learn from our experience and mistakes so you can grow your own thriving, resilient garden using organic/permaculture methods!


            It’s hard to believe that fall is already right around the corner! We’ve even started seed trays for our cool weather annual plants.

            Various winter squash, grown this summer, at Tyrant Farms. What beautiful colors and textures!

            Various winter squash, grown this summer, at Tyrant Farms. So many beautiful colors and textures!

            Despite the crazy weather and record rainfall we’ve experienced in our area this summer, we’re still getting huge loads of produce. We’ve been canning, dehydrating, or both every single day for over a month, plus giving tons of food away to friends, family and neighbors.

            Sure, we’ve lost a few plants to pests and diseases (recently many of our tomato plants have succumbed to late blight), but every conventional gardener or farmer we’ve heard from in our area has experienced devastating crop losses/failure under the same growing conditions.

            Why?

            We certainly don’t blame them for the bad weather (something that’s totally out of their control). However, we sure wish more growers would understand that there are things they could do to help their garden or farm ecosystems better endure extreme weather conditions.

            What can they do?

            Well, we don’t have any magic plant spells to pass along, and we’re certainly not going to take all the credit for the food we’ve grown. After all, plants/seeds are only as good as the environment they’re grown in, and all we’ve done is try our best to mimic natural healthy ecosystems so that nature can work it’s amazing magic on our plants for us.

            Putting permaculture into practice

            As we’ve mentioned before, we’re big advocates of permaculture, which is basically a “set of principles and practices to design sustainable human settlements,” in the words of Toby Hemenway, author of Gaia’s Garden.

            It’s one thing to read about permaculture and abstractly say “that sounds like a good idea.” It’s another thing entirely when you put the philosophies of permaculture to work on your little slice of earth and watch it work in a near-magical fashion.

            So, we wanted to share three permaculture lessons that have really been hammered home for us this summer:

            Lesson 1: Healthier Soil = Healthier Plants

            Think of your soil as a car’s gas tank. A gas tank needs fuel in order for the car (your plants) to turn on and run. Industrial agriculture or even conventional gardening techniques (constant seasonal tillage, sun-exposed soil, mono-cropping, applications of synthetic pesticides & fertilizers, etc) leaves your soil’s “fuel tank” on empty and requires constant fill-ups/inputs.

            There are two basic ways to fuel your soil food web:

            a. Build natural/biological soil fertility. 

            Use natural, locally-sourced fertilizers such as wood chip mulches, leaves, compost, compost tea, manure, etc combined with living “green manures” (cover crops). The billions of organisms in a functioning soil food web convert these “fertilizers” to heathy soil over a long period of time and other symbiont microbes help feed them to your plants in exchange for carbohydrates.

            b. Synthetic soil fertility. 

            Synthetic chemical fertilizers like Miracle-Gro operate comparably to nitrous oxide in a car, ultimately leaving the soil food web starved and unhealthy. (Read more about synthetic nitrogen fertilizers and their impacts here.)

            Guess which option most farmers and many gardeners go for? Yep, #2. The conventional farmer’s (or gardener’s) “car” zooms from zero to 100mph and then is completely burned out and exhausted after one lap around the track.

            The long-term results? Dead or unhealthy soil that is unable to support life, which then becomes a breeding ground for weeds/pioneer plants that grow in early stages of plant succession

            Dead or unhealthy soil is also incapable of maintaining ideal water and nutrient density levels needed for optimal plant growth under normal weather conditions without additional external inputs, much less under abnormal weather conditions (extreme drought, rain, heat or cold).

            Young "Tlacolula Ribbed" tomatoes, an heirloom Mexican variety, at Tyrant Farms.

            Young “Tlacolula Ribbed” tomatoes, an heirloom Mexican variety, at Tyrant Farms.

            Gardening through global weirding 

            Since extreme “once-in-a-century” weather conditions are the new normal, building and maintaining a healthy, living food soil web is more important than ever for anyone who wants to drive from zero to healthy soil (and stay there) on your farm or garden.

            Be patient, trust the life-sustaining systems that have been growing plants for far longer than people have, and build your soil food web for the long-term with natural fertilizers.

            A soil food web is a magnificent system when it’s healthy and functioning. We’ve been working to improve our soil web using lots of wood chips and other organic matter plus various living “green mulches” (nutrient accumulators and/or nitrogen-fixing plants such as legumes, daikon radishes, comfrey, etc). It’s been absolutely amazing and humbling to watch the results.

            Some of the interconnections taking place that make your soil healthy. As far as we know, this doesn't come in a bottle and can't be sprayed onto your plants.

            These are some of the interactions/relationships in a soil food web that make your soil healthy. As far as we know, these don’t come in a bottle and can’t be sprayed onto your plants.

            What was once dead, acidic brick-clay dirt in our garden is now rich, black soil that we can dig into with our bare hands, pulling out piles of earthworms in the process. Our soil is being restored to a living system that is teeming with microbes — and it now requires almost zero input from us (certainly not any synthetic fertilizers or pesticides).

            We’re surrounded by far more food than we could ever eat ourselves. Pollinators and other beneficial insects are everywhere. It’s a system designed for abundance for all the organisms that help make it work, including us (not just us).

            Rich black soil at Tyrant Farms.

            Top-dressing our no-till garden beds with rich black compost and mulch is a key soil-building practice at Tyrant Farms.

            It’s a paradigm-buster to imagine this, but gardening and farming don’t have to be hard, grueling work with huge fluctuations in yield (or profit) from year to year. Mimic natural ecosystems like forest systems (which require no human input to sustain or improve themselves from year to year), and you’ll get ever-improving yields with ever-decreasing work, energy input and money invested—and the system will continue to improve with time all on its own.

            These aren’t new ideas. “Forest gardens” are the world’s oldest and most sustainable form of land use. For example, anthropologists now realize that the area we call the Amazon Rainforest, was actually a massive food forest created thousands of years ago. Most of the native populations who designed and managed these food forests were killed by imported European diseases in the mid-1600s, but their food forests are still thriving (at least the ones that aren’t being logged and cleared).

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            This shows the 3-dimensional layers of a biodiverse food forest, a design that can vastly outperform modern 1-dimensional monocrop systems on yields as well as producing superior ecological and human health outcomes. An additional eighth layer (not shown) is the fungal layer. Image by Quercusrobur at the English language Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link

            So, even if you hate nature and want to burn the planet to the ground before your children have a chance to grow up, perhaps your desire to earn a larger, more reliable and more diversified revenue stream or enhanced food production from your land will turn you into a natural gardener/farmer!

            Lesson 2: Food crop biodiversity = greater abundance

            Another important lesson that has really hit home for us this summer: pests and diseases LOVE monoculture plant systems. When they see a whole field full of their favorite food, it’s an all-they-can-eat buffet.

            On the other side of this equation, farmers hate plant pests and diseases. This love-hate relationship creates a never-ending war between nature and mankind.

            Hint: it’s not very smart to play M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction) with another country. It’s even less smart to play M.A.D. against every other biological system and organism on earth. It’s like being in a Ford Pinto and playing chicken with a high speed train. We’re not going to win that battle folks, and we shouldn’t even be fighting it in the first place.

            Good news: nature can actually be on your side.

            Have you ever walked through a forest or mature ecosystem and noticed how much biodiversity nature produces? Have you ever walked through a conventional farm and noticed how little biodiversity we try to produce there?

            At Tyrant Farms, we think it makes more sense to mimic nature rather than a corn field. As such, we’re growing hundreds of varieties of annual, bi-annual and perennial food plants interplanted on the ~1/2 acre we currently have planted, not to mention the existing forest out back which is full of edible nuts, plants, and fungi that know how to grow just fine without us.

            If one plant variety we’re growing gets a disease or succumbs to a pest infestation we still have countless other varieties that will go on producing just fine. We’re NEVER dependent on any one type of plant for our yield.

            Gourmet wild mushrooms (chanterelles, black trumpets and cinnabars). These are the fruiting bodies of mycorrhizal organisms that produce symbiotic relationships with trees.

            Gourmet wild mushrooms (chanterelles, black trumpets and cinnabars) from the woods. These are the fruiting bodies of mycorrhizal organisms that form symbiotic relationships with trees, essentially giving the trees a second root system.

            If we were operating under a monoculture plant system design, we might be more inclined to do crazy things like spray our food with neurotoxic, endocrine-disrupting chemicals.

            “Crop failure” under mainstream farming or gardening methods might be more accurately described as “design failure” and attributed to human causes not natural ones (except in the event of truly cataclysmic weather events like hail, tornadoes, hurricanes, etc). If nature tells you that a plant you’re trying to grow isn’t working well despite growing in healthy soil, simply grow something else (ideally a perennial plant) and enjoy the yield from the hundreds of other plant varieties that are doing just fine.

            Unfortunately, this is the exact opposite approach we use to produce food for the 7.5+ billion people on earth, our one-and-only shared biosphere (at least until we’re able to terraform Mars). Instead, we’re increasingly opting to put all of our proverbial eggs in one basket: a handful of nutrient-poor annual grain crops grown using methods that require constant and costly input and maintenance while concurrently destroying every single ecosystem they touch. Not a good design.

            Yes, there’s a reason it takes $20 billion per year in US tax-payer-funded subsidies to pay *part of the real price of our terribly designed food system (*health care, bioremediation and war sold separately, see store for details!).

            Cheap food isn’t cheap. It’s just very good at hiding its true cost.

            Lesson 3: Everyone with access to land or a sunny window can help themselves and help each other. 

            With well-designed, hyper-local food-production systems linked to larger organically grown staple crop farms, we could actually have a permanently sound way to feed every person on earth with real, healthy foods regardless of their location or socio-economic background. (Recent studies have shown that organic farming can feed the world.)

            As an added bonus, we could concurrently HEAL the earth as we grow our food, not destroy it as we presently do. Imagine if everywhere a garden or farm went, the ecosystem improved, rather than getting ravaged. Also, it just so happens that using organic plant matter as fertilizer increases soil biomass and acts as a huge atmospheric carbon sequestration system.

            As the FAO states, “The long-term conversion of grassland and forestland to cropland (and grazing lands) has resulted in historic losses of soil carbon worldwide but there is a major potential for increasing soil carbon through restoration of degraded soils and widespread adoption of soil conservation practices.”  

            In our view, sustainability is a worthy aim IF you have a healthy ecosystem to protect/maintain. Unfortunately, that’s not where we are at the moment. We need food-production models that actually restore ecological health to the biosphere (sustainability isn’t enough), such as those proposed by various branches of permaculture and/or restoration agriculture.

            As the FAO says,

            “The objective is to reverse land degradation due to deforestation and inadequate land use/management in the tropics and sub-tropics through the promotion of improved land use systems and land management practices which provide win-win effects in terms of economic gains and environmental benefits, greater agro-biodiversity, improved conservation and environmental management and increased carbon sequestration.”

            That sounds like a good idea to us.

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            Pretty isn’t it? That’s your home planet (and ours too). Let’s learn from it and take care of it. Image by NASA/ GSFC/ NOAA/ USGS – http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0304/bluemarble2k_big.jpg, Public Domain, Link

            You can start growing food today! 

            Even if you’ve never grown a plant in your life, new information technology makes it very easy to share ideas, best practices, and plants (or seeds) with each other. No matter who you are or where you are, you don’t have to remain uninformed, uninvolved, hopeless, and helpless. It’s your health and it’s your planet too.

            Gotta window with some sun? A sunny porch? Access to a patch of dirt you can start nurturing and growing food on? Great! Here’s how to start gardening today.

            Also be sure to connect with people and organizations near you who are doing great things — one great place to start is looking for local facebook groups. Meet in person and grow food together. The more connections you form, the stronger and more vibrant your community will be.

            As an added bonus, the food you grow will not only taste great, it will also be healthy and virtually free. So jump aboard the food movement today!

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              Wendy
              October 3, 2021 at 4:24 pm

              Do you ever have to deal with bermuda grass? I am wondering what your solution has been. I tried to sheet mulch over the horrid stuff layers of newspaper, compost, cardboard. The grass just came up through it all. I’m not sure how to move forward. I am wanting to expand my garden into yard area that are bermuda mixed with weeds – wonderful weeds some of them. Your suggestions would be useful. I live in Oklahoma, so same growing zone as you but different climate.

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                Aaron von Frank
                October 4, 2021 at 1:23 pm

                Hi Wendy! Yes, bermuda grass can be a pain. Bermuda is the grass we had in our yard when we got started – and we still have it. It’s the bermuda runners that are problematic. Most likely, the runners are what shot back into your beds from the sides after you killed the initial grass below your new garden beds.

                When making new garden beds in spots where there’s bermuda grass, we usually use shovels to dig the top few inches of grass and flip it root side up, grass side down. Then we sheet mulch, compost, and plant – then add a mulch layer around the new transplants. (*Unless we’re doing hugelkultur beds, in which case the grass will be so far below the planting layer that we don’t bother sheet mulching it.) This way, the grass and roots decompose in place and add fertility for the roots of new plants placed on top as they mature. If you really want to be aggressive in your bermuda-killing efforts, you could also just dig up and haul off that top grass layer as you go.

                Since bermuda grass is an aggressive runner, we also make sure to edge our new beds so that the grass on the outside of the bed can’t run back in. Since we live in a heavily forested region where free logs abound, that usually means hardwood logs for us, but cut lumber and other materials will suffice. Obviously, installing tall raised beds are a sure way to make sure bermuda can’t reclaim your new garden spaces as well, but that can get pretty pricey if you’re doing larger garden installations.

                Not sure if any of this information is new or helpful for you, but hope so! Best of luck as you expand your growing spaces.

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              Jonathan
              October 22, 2013 at 12:38 pm

              This is a great article. You even inspired me to get on the ball about acquiring wood chips. I called up a place and they said they will deliver them for free the next time they are over near us!

              We have really thick hard clay soil that is not worth anything for growing. Been putting down leaves each year, but its gonna take a lot more than that.

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                Susan
                October 22, 2013 at 2:42 pm

                Thanks Jonathan! We started with terrible red clay soil too. Two things really helped: 1) we hugelkultured as many of our beds as we could (very interesting method that is worth reading up on if you’re not familiar with it), and 2) top amending with organic matter. A living soil web (worms, microbes, etc) can’t eat fertilizer but they sure do love organic matter like wood chips and leaves. Building really good soil is definitely not a super-fast process, but it’s worth planning for and being patient. Our soil is still a work in process but it has been amazing to watch how far it’s come in only a few year’s time.

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              veganactivist
              August 15, 2013 at 8:03 am

              Thanks for the reply and for the explanation of your soil fertility!

              yes – I’m committed to mulching and keeping the soil covered, for sure. My bigger garden got messed up due to a mulching error on my part a few years ago – I covered it with ripe hay which was full of seeds and ended up with a serious infestation of couchgrass over a large proportion of the garden! That was a major setback, but I’m getting back on track now.

              I actually saw a tree pruning truck go by with a wood chipper and followed it up the road to where they were working on the same day that I left you my first comment – I got a free load of fresh chipped hardwood branches and leaves! Certainly not enough to mulch 6″ deep everywhere but damn it’s a start! So, thanks for showing your rich soil and giving me inspiration! I did feel a little eccentric, driving up the road in pursuit of a wood chipper… but then again it paid off. 🙂

              I do want to dehydrate the mushrooms in the future – especially as mushrooms dried outdoors with their gills exposed to the sun produce an extra dose of Vitamin D. We had a great crop though – enough to give some away and to experiment with different cooking methods. Tell me do you dry them outdoors or do you have a dehydrator? What size pieces do you cut them into before dehydrating? Thanks!

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                Susan
                August 20, 2013 at 11:56 am

                That’s really neat to hear about the mulch truck appearing on the same day! Kudos to you for keeping an eye out for opportunities. We love the fall when everyone puts out free piles of leaves for us to take back to our compost pit. Free organic soil!

                The only mushrooms that we know of where you can increase the Vitamin D2 content via dehydrating gills up in the sun is shiitake mushrooms. There might be others, but we just don’t know about them. We actually grow those and wrote a blog post about them a while back: http://www.tyrantfarms.com/diy-how-to-grow-shiitake-mushrooms/#.UhOP-WRDres. We do put our shiitakes out gill side up for a day or so in the sun before putting them into our Excalibur dehydrator, otherwise they tend to end up with quite a few bugs in them, not to mention the unpredictability of rain and humidity that can really set back drying progress.

                For other smaller mushrooms like black trumpets, bicolor boletes, etc we just put them straight into the dehydrator. If they’re a thicker meatier mushroom, we’ll often cut them in half or into chunks to help them dry faster. Hope that helps and keep up the good work in your garden!

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                  veganactivist
                  September 5, 2013 at 6:00 am

                  Thanks for all the info!
                  According to the Fungi Perfecti website, mushrooms other than shiitake can produce vitamin D from exposure to sunlight:

                  http://www.fungi.com/blog/items/place-mushrooms-in-sunlight-to-get-your-vitamin-d.html

                  So I’ve been thinking a lot of becoming a leaf thief this fall, like you say it is free unwanted organic matter. Do you think that there is a chance of receiving leaves that are contaminated with pesticides or other chemicals??

                  Thanks again for all the interesting info and tricks. Nice to meet people walking on the same path!

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              veganactivist
              August 12, 2013 at 7:35 am

              You got that rich black earth in just three years? How deep is it?
              we are working with a converted lawn that had maybe a few inches of topsoil on top of at least six feet deep of pure sand (we saw that deep when an excavator dug a trench from the new well to our house to install the piping). With straw mulch we have built maybe an inch of black earth in two years. Hopefully with the Stropharia mushrooms our soil-building process will go faster now. Still – your soil looks amazing so I do think we will try to mimic your methods! It’s mostly the chipped wood that does it??

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                Susan
                August 12, 2013 at 10:40 am

                The depth of our good soil depends on how long we’ve been working on it. Our whole yard is now an edible landscape, but we started out in the back yard about 3.5 years ago (in the winter). Our best soil is in our hugelkultur beds (a permaculture technique) that are also top-dressed biannually with 6-8″ of old wood chips from a nearby tree care company. The hugelkultur beds probably already have a couple of feet of incredibly rich, nutrient-dense soil in them. Our newest growing areas are less than a year old. Due to time constraints, we didn’t hugelkultur those beds. We turned over the sod/grass, put a layer of cardboard on top as grass & weed blocker, piled on a 6-8″+ layer of “leaf mold” and then another 6″ of wood chips on top of that. The soil isn’t as deep there, but the soil that is there is really healthy. After a few more years of adding leaves, wood chips and compost in addition to living green mulches, those beds should be in great shape too.

                King Stropharia will definitely speed up the decomp on your wood chips. Within a month or two, the wood chips will be completely bound together with mycellium and after 6 months, the chips will be almost entirely broken down into soil. You’ll also get great mushroom harvests during that time. Stropharia can grow HUGE (the size of dinner plates) so be prepared to dehydrate some because they’ll give you far more than you can eat during a single fruiting.

                So, wood chips are a big part of what keeps our soil growing and staying healthy. Basically, keep your soil covered and fed with organic matter. Exposed soil is like an open wound on a person, and weeds are nature’s “scab.” Kind of a gross analogy, but it’s true!

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            Welsh Harlequins, Week 3: Real Men Don’t Quack

            Welsh Harlequin Ladies - You can really see the differences in coloration coming out - Tyrant Farms

            Sexing our Welsh Harlequin ducks

            Our beloved Welsh Harlequin ladies eyeing the large, scary monsters (us) that are trying to feed, coddle and protect them. - Tyrant Farms

            Our beloved Welsh Harlequin ducklings eyeing the large, scary monsters (us) that are trying to feed, coddle and protect them.

            We call our Welsh Harlequin ducklings “the ladies,” “the girls” or “the women,” even though we’re unsure about the sex of 3 out of 4 of them. I think deep down we’re hoping that the cosmic forces in charge of waterfowl sex assignment will, if necessary, swap out the proper fiddly-bits before they hit puberty to spare us the ladies the trauma of actually being “the fellas.”

            As you may have guessed, lady ducks lay eggs, gentleman ducks do not. Aaron and I make daily unsubstantiated guesses and squabble about the gender of each of our ducklings. We are, however, in agreement about how we hope they’ll turn out when they mature: 3 girls (to lay eggs) and 1 boy (to protect and herd the ladies).

            From everything we’ve read, it’s virtually impossible to sex them at this age using visual cues—the only way to do it accurately is to have an up-close-and-personal inspection of their nether regions, which is an experience that nobody on Tyrant Farms is interested in partaking in.

            So, our only option is to wait it out and see if my initial guesses when we picked them out were accurate or not. If not, Aaron is threatening to add any extra male “ladies” to the menu for a Tyrant Farms duck BBQ night. The horror!

            The Life of a Tyrant Farms Welsh Harlequin Duckling

            The ladies keep quite the busy daily schedule. Their hobbies include:

            • swimming in their pool;
            • resting in the shade;
            • foraging for bugs, grubs, worms, and greens;
            • swimming in their pool;
            • waddling around looking at things;
            • fastidiously preening themselves; and
            • swimming in their pool (again).

            Did we mention that they love to swim? They also do this really cute stretch-thing (which technically isn’t a hobby) when they’re laying down… They’ll stretch their tiny little wings out as far as they can over their backs and push their knobby orange legs out behind their bodies until they’ve executed the full stretch position. Then in one motion (and just as quickly as they extended all their wings and legs) they’ll contract into a small heap of puffy, duckling wonderfulness, resting atop their tummies with their gangly little legs still outstretched behind them.

            It’s completely adorable.

            Welsh Harlequin Duck ladies taking a swim - Tyrant Farms

            Welsh Harlequin ducklings taking a swim

            One of the Welshes enjoying her pool-side view from the Quacker Box - Tyrant Farms

            One of the Welsh Harlequin ladies taking in the view from the Quacker Box

            Welsh Lady (center) laying on her belly with her legs splayed behind her. - Tyrant Farms

            A Welsh Harlequin duckling laying on her belly with her legs splayed behind her.

            The Welsh Harlequin Ladies’ View of Humans

            Because they hadn’t been handled much by humans prior to life on Tyrant Farms, the ladies weren’t thrilled when we initially tried to hold and play with them. By “not super thrilled,” what I actually mean is they’d run away from us in utter terror as if their tail feathers were set afire, cheeping their little beaks off.

            Our interpretation of their cheeps is something like, “Oh, no! The huge scary monsters that feed us fresh organic food are back! They’re going to kill us this time! Run ladies!”

            After two weeks on Tyrant Farms, we’ve made considerable headway with them. They’ve slowed to a brisk waddle of apprehension amidst a chorus of semi-interested chirps—unless we have a favorite treat. All doubts as to our benevolence or malevolence are cast aside when we produce fresh summer squash or zucchini from the garden (cut into tiny duck-sized bites); roly polys, slugs and snails are a close second favorite. At that point, we’re no longer “the monsters,” we’re just a relatively harmless vending machine.

            One of the ducklings eating organic zucchini out of Aaron's hand - Tyrant Farms

            A duckling eating one of her favorite treats, fresh zucchini, out of Aaron’s hand.

            And, what kind of parents would we be if we didn’t include a video of us manipulating our children to like us?

            New adventures for the ducklings

            Big strides are being made on an almost daily basis as they are slowly settling into their new digs at Tyrant Farms. Last night was the first time that they ventured outside the duck pen by their own accord and went foraging for insects, slugs, and snails. They’re starting to do one of their jobs – helping with pest control!

            Ducklings foraging in the corn for insects - Tyrant Farms

            Ducklings foraging in the corn for insects

            Duck ladies’ siblings: the von Kittens

            One of our main fears has been how Oscar and Bob von Kitten will react to the duck ladies. The *kittens are fantastic hunters (*they’ll always be “kittens” to us even though they’re substantial adult cats now – much like your children are always your kids even when they’re 50).

            When the von Kittens first unexpectedly arrived on our doorstep, we’d planned to leave them outside to help deal with Tyrant Farms’ vole infestation and to help ward off any smaller animals like raccoons, hawks, possums, etc. that could be potential predators to the ducks. We’d actually planned to get the ducklings over a year ago while the kittens were still tiny so that they could grow up together and learn that they should be friends… but time flew by and the kittens became large cats before we could get the ducklings. Such is life.

            Things have worked out well so far. For the first week, the duck ladies were kept fully in their safe, new enclosure where the kittens could see them but not get to them. They were very interested in duck sushi for the first few days, but with proper scolding and time, they soon lost interest.

            We can now let the ladies out of their enclosure with adult supervision. There is still a bit of a learning curve with the kittens… for instance, they’re still not 100% sure how to deal with the ladies when they’re wandering around the yard and not in their duck run or the Quacker Box. They are smart, eager to please felines and they mostly know that the ladies are completely off limits as a food or entertainment source, so it’s only a matter of time before it’s permanently ingrained in their little kitten brains that those rules apply anywhere & everywhere on our property.

            Thankfully all the organic duck food, fresh produce, and even fresher insects are working and the ducklings are quickly getting to where they are too large to be considered von Kitten food anyway. We look forward to the day that we can say Bob and Oscar have fully transitioned away from a predator role into the role of protective older brothers.

            Duck Ladies forage under the careful supervision of their brother, Bob von Kitten. - Tyrant Farms

            Duck Ladies forage under the careful supervision of their brother, Bob von Kitten. Yes, Bob is sporting a mohawk in this picture. 

            And it’s true what they say… Real men don’t quack.

            We hit a major duckling growth milestone! As of last Thursday (6/13/13), our oldest duck lady started to quack! This is really significant if you’re raising ducks for eggs because boy ducks (drakes) don’t quack… they make other raspy vocalizations, but a quack is not one of them.

            So, if you have a duck that quacks, you have a female. We now know we have at least one female. Yay! Let the countdown ‘til duck eggs begin!

            It’s really neat watching them grow and change. Each day they have more clearly defined coloration in their fluff and they get closer to fully developing their first real feathers – not that super fuzzy baby fluff they’ve had since birth.

            Our eldest already has her belly feathers and some of her tail feathers! They’ve also outgrown their small round pool (as you’ll see below, they love to dive and they’re just too big to dive in their old pool). So to celebrate their second full week at Tyrant Farms, we bought them a pond that is deep enough for them to dive and be all duck-like in (thanks Aunt Betsy for Aaron’s great birthday present for the ducklings).

            Here’s a video of the ladies taking it for a spin…

            A few helpful links/resources for other duck parents:

            What do you feed ducklings?

            We had a really hard time finding something to feed our growing ducklings. For instance, you shouldn’t feed ducks medicated chicken starter feed and that’s all we were able to find at our local feed n’seed stores. We also had a hard time finding something that was certified organic.

            • After much searching, we finally discovered a company that we are very pleased with. We ordered a duck starter feed as well as a duck maintainer feed from McGeary Organics.
            • Update: For more info on what we feed our ducks, when, and why, read our article: What to feed ducks and ducklings

            Recommended reading about raising ducks: 

            Here are two great books to keep on hand if you plan to or are currently raising ducks:

            1. Story’s Guide to Raising Ducks by David Holderread
            2. The Ultimate Pet Duck Guidebook: All the things you need to know before and after bringing home your feathered friend by Kimberly Link

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              Cher
              May 23, 2021 at 7:09 am

              Thank you for your posts, they are always my go to!!! We have just raised three welsh harlequins from the incubator, now 6 weeks old and have one girl quacking but the other two who are slightly darker on their heads aren’t, which is making us wander whether we have two boys! In your experience do the darker heads always end up being boys?

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                Aaron von Frank
                May 23, 2021 at 10:47 am

                Hi Cher! Thanks for your kind words. At 6 weeks old, if your ducklings aren’t making some distinctive quack sounds, it’s likely they’re male. In our experience, vocalizations are a more accurate indicator of sex than head coloration at that age. Hate to say it, but if you do definitely end up with 2 drakes: 1 female, that’s going to be a very difficult ratio to maintain since your female is going to end up being over-mated with potential injuries on the back of her neck and head since that’s where ducks hold on with their bills during mating. That’s one of the risks/downsides of starting from eggs vs getting a sexed run from a breeder.

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              Michelle Guillory Vilamaa
              July 6, 2020 at 4:58 pm

              We hatched 3 Welsh Harlequin ducklings and are trying to determine their gender. We know we will have to get some more females and possibly re-home a male based on everything we have read about their libido, but I am curious to know at what age we should be able to tell from vocalization or plummage. Any ideas?

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              Stephen
              February 16, 2018 at 1:47 am

              How difficult is it to feed the boys and girls different feed?

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                Aaron von Frank
                February 28, 2018 at 7:48 pm

                Sorry I’m just replying to your question, Stephen. We currently have one drake and six hens. We keep the drake separated in his own run in our back yard where the hens are and let him out to be with them at morning and night. So, it’s not too difficult to keep them on different feed in that situation. If he was out all day, he’d end up eating layer feed during the 300 days per year they’re laying, which could cause some health problems since he’d be getting more protein and calcium than he needs.

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              Cherrie
              July 24, 2015 at 3:09 pm

              Where did you get their pond? I have four WH the same age (can’t wait to find out if we have boys or girls) and I have been looking into buying them a pond. The one in the video is perfect!!! Did you put a drain in the bottom?

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                susan von frank
                July 27, 2015 at 2:20 pm

                Hi Cherrie. Awww… I miss having ducklings; they grow up so fast! With some exceptions, most WH have a sex-linked gene that allows them to be sexed by the color of their bill for the first few days of their life.

                The pond in this post was a pre-form 75 gallon pond that we bought from Lowe’s. When we needed to empty it for cleaning we used a small sump pump hooked up to a garden hose. We used to laugh about using “duck tea” to irrigate our garden. 🙂 We’ve since installed an 1100 gallon pond and used the 75 gallon pre-form to make a bio-filter. I’m planning to do a post on how we built our duck pond soon, so keep checking back if you’re interested and not already on our mailing list!

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              pam
              June 19, 2013 at 5:47 pm

              Hi. Cute ducks. Just wanted to give you a heads up. In case you don’t already know. We got three Peking ducks a couple of years ago to keep pests down in the garden. Turns out the ducks prefer the produce more than the bugs. They ate our little tomatoes, lettuce and even hot peppers. Sadly they are now shut out of the garden and spend their time in the pasture with our two pot bellied pigs. Also not sure if this applies to all ducks but with Pekings after they get their real feathers the males tail feathers curl up.
              I enjoy your site very much.

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                Susan
                June 21, 2013 at 12:40 pm

                Thank you for the heads up, Pam! So far, the only veggie casualties have been a few seedlings in our newly planted bed of Lacinato Kale (due to trampling, not eating), half of a Hyssop plant near their pond, and they will occasionally nibble on spent squash blossoms as they walk around the yard. Hopefully as they get older they’ll continue to be more interested in what’s crawling on the ground than what’s growing from it. They must eat hundreds of roly-polys/day, and one of the ladies took down a whole Tomato Hornworm yesterday morning. It was pretty impressive — and gratifying! 🙂

                Glad you’re enjoying reading our blog!

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              Jessica
              June 19, 2013 at 4:15 am

              Hi,
              I am getting Khaki Campbell ducklings next week. (Super excited!!!) While doing research I found that the Harlequins can be sexed by the color of their beak when they are little like yours. Not sure what color is what sex though…Maybe ask the people where you got them?

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            Ducks

            We Finally Got Welsh Harlequin Ducklings!!

            We are proud to announce the addition of four Welsh Harlequin Ducklings to Tyrant Farms!

            The Quacker Box is glad to finally have inhabitants. We’re still a few months off from eggs, but we’re thrilled to have new Welsh Harlequin ducklings (a heritage breed) as part of the Tyrant Farms family. We can’t wait to learn and share more information about these wonderful little critters as we grow together.

            In the meantime, here are some videos & a photo gallery from earlier this evening- we’re such proud parents!

            All photos courtesy of our dear friend and farmhand, John H. Christ


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              Recipe: Green Garlic Pesto

              Organic green garlic growing at Tyrant Farms

              This green garlic pesto recipe can be made with young green garlic leaves or garlic scapes. If you love garlic, you’ll love this recipe! 


              Vampire-proof yourself with the best green garlic pesto you’ll ever eat

              Fresh green garlic pesto made with heirloom hard-necked garlic grown on Tyrant Farms

              Fresh green garlic pesto made from young hardneck garlic grown on Tyrant Farms. Green garlic inserted in top for comedic effect and to show you what green garlic leaves look like.

              We grow and eat a LOT of heirloom hardneck garlic here at Tyrant Farms. If you want to learn more about hardneck garlic and how to grow it, read our article A love story: why and how to grow hardneck garlic

              Hardneck garlic enjoying late winter sun.

              Hardneck garlic enjoying late winter sun.

              What is green garlic?

              We’ve been “naturalizing” patches of hardneck garlic throughout our gardens over the years. That simply means we don’t pull up the bulbs when they’d normally be harvested in the summer. Rather we intentionally leave some of them to split and create new garlic plants for the following year. 

              Over the course of a growing season, each garlic clove forms a new bulb. Over the course of several years, what started as a single garlic clove can become a nice patch of garlic as it continues to split.

              Green garlic chopped, measured, and ready to be turned into green garlic pesto!

              Green garlic chopped, measured, and ready to be turned into green garlic pesto!

              From late winter through early spring, the young tender greens and bulbs of these garlic plants can be harvested and used as “green garlic.” Keep in mind that if you pull the whole plant, you’ll kill the plant — which is fine if you’re thinning a patch. Otherwise, you can just trim as many leaves as you need for a recipe.

              So if you’ve ever wondered what green garlic is, now you know!

              What are garlic scapes? 

              You can use either green garlic or garlic scapes in this recipe. Garlic scapes are the young, immature flower stalks that hardneck garlic plants send up as the weather warms. 

              In order to force the plants to form bigger underground bulbs, you snap the garlic scapes off of the plants. These are NOT a waste product. In fact, garlic scapes are considered a delicacy and coveted by high-end restaurants/chefs.

              Garlic-Lovers Dream: Green Garlic Pesto 

              Gather the ingredients! It's green garlic pesto time.

              Gather the ingredients! It’s green garlic pesto time.

              Organic green garlic growing at Tyrant Farms
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              Green garlic pesto

              Course: Appetizer, Main Course, Side Dish
              Keyword: garlic pesto, garlic scapes, green garlic, green garlic pesto
              Prep Time: 10 minutes
              Total Time: 10 minutes
              Author: Aaron von Frank

              A garlic-lover's dream! This delicious, easy-to-make green garlic pesto recipe can be made with either young green garlic or garlic scapes. 

              Ingredients

              • 1 cup young heirloom hard-necked green garlic plants (or garlic scapes)
              • 1/4 cup white wine (we use an Albariño)
              • 1 cup freshly grated parmesan cheese
              • 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
              • 1 juice of fresh squeezed lemon
              • 1 cup walnuts
              • 1 teaspoon sea salt

              Instructions

              1. Cut your garlic into chunks 2" or smaller. (Don't use the roots.) Use the premature bulbs and tender green leaves. Set aside the tough leaf tips or outer leaves for soup stock. 

              2. Put all ingredients in a food processor and blend on high until uniform texture. Taste before removing to make sure it's perfect for your tastes. Add more nuts  for richness. Add more cheese for more creaminess/umami flavor. Add more wine or lemon juice for more acid. Add more olive oil for smoother blend. 

              3. Serve on pasta or as a dip on veggies, flat bread, and more. There's no wrong way to eat green garlic pesto! 

              Green garlic pesto is the perfect match for our whole wheat flatbread.

              Green garlic pesto is the perfect match for our whole wheat flatbread.

              Where can you get hardneck garlic bulbs to grow your own?

              We’d like to encourage you to grow your own heirloom garlic varieties to help preserve these wonderful plants. 

              Where can you buy hardneck garlic? Our two favorite sources are:

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                Gerry Fortain
                April 30, 2013 at 7:47 pm

                I love making a variation of the dish Steak DeBurgo using a couple of tournedos of beef tenderloin. I rub the tournedos of beef with freshly minced garlic and pan fry them in olive oil and butter until medium rare. Remove to a plate and deglaze the pan with cognac and beef stock. Then I add more minced garlic, a little red wine, pepper and cream. Add a few mushroom caps at this point and reduce the pan sauce to half. Salt to taste. Place the tournedos on a couple of slices of what else? Garlic toast. Then pour the sauce and mushrooms over the steaks and enjoy.

                I like your site very much.

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                  Aaron
                  April 30, 2013 at 9:37 pm

                  Gerry, that sounds incredible. We’re going to have to try to make this. Two questions: do you think venison or elk would go well in that dish, and 2) what type of mushrooms do you recommend? Thanks!

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                    Gerry Fortain
                    May 1, 2013 at 8:41 pm

                    Venison or elk sounds great. I would marinate the game with some red wine (and garlic) in a re-sealable bag for 6 to 8 hours to tenderize it. I usually use moonlight mushroom caps but if you have access to some wild morels I think it might complement the game nicely.

                    • Aaron
                      May 2, 2013 at 11:21 am

                      Gerry: We’re going to give this recipe a shot in June with some bicolored bolete mushrooms that will really stand up to red meat & garlic (it takes a special mushroom to do that). Thanks for the tip and please stay in touch – sounds like you have a passion for food that’s comparable to ours!

                    • Gerry Fortain
                      May 2, 2013 at 6:22 pm

                      My pleasure. Enjoy life!

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              Gardening In Depth

              Experiencing the Golden Ratio and Fibonacci Sequence in your garden

              Romanesco broccoli - a beautiful equation at Tyrant Farms

              The golden ration and fibonacci sequence are everywhere in your garden. Can you spot them? Plants and garden design can be a great way to teach children (and yourself) about math. 


              The mathematics of beauty… 

              Over the years, The Tyrant and I have done lots of graphic design work — both for personal and professional projects. As a result, our eyes are particularly attuned to the aesthetic side of things—whether that be the line spacing or font in a magazine or the color and texture on a head of broccoli.

              Have you ever noticed how certain designs intuitively evoke a calming, harmonious feeling, whereas other designs just intuitively feel “off”? Designers aren’t alone in experiencing this sensation, it’s something many other people notice too, even if they can’t say precisely what’s causing that sense of visual discordance.

              As it turns out, there is an actual mathematical reason why we view many elements of nature as aesthetically beautiful: it’s called the “Golden Ratio.”

              The Golden Ratio

              Euclid of Alexandria, the famed Greek mathematician and founder of modern Geometry, offered the first recorded description of the Golden Ratio in 300BCE. Two quantities are said to be in the Golden Ratio if the ratio of the sum of the numerical values to the larger quantity is equal to the ratio of the larger quantity to the smaller one.

              This ratio (1.618) is a mathematical constant that commonly occurs in nature, appearing in seemingly diverse elements ranging from spiral galaxies to pine cones to nautilus shells to your index finger.

              Spiral Galaxy NGC 1187 (we didn't take this photo, NASA did).

              Meet Spiral Galaxy NGC 1187, which lives about 60 million light years away in the Constellation of Eridanus and makes for a beautiful example of the Golden Ratio (we didn’t snap this photo, the European Southern Observatory did).

              It’s fun to walk around your garden and try to spot the various plants that express the Golden Ratio—then eat them. Go give the Golden Ratio a taste!

              A Tyrant Farms cabbage going to seed and displaying some beautiful math.

              A Tyrant Farms cabbage going to seed and displaying some beautiful math.

              The Fibonacci Sequence 

              The mathematical basis of the Golden Ratio is closely related to the Fibonacci sequence. Starting with 0, each subsequent number in the Fibonacci sequence is the sum of the previous two numbers: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, etc.

              When you divide a number in this sequence by the number before it, the output is a number very close to 1.618 (the Golden Ratio). In fact, this number is fixed at exactly 1.618 after the 13th division in the Fibonacci Sequence series.

              What Does This Mean? 

              Trying to put our own interpretations on various mathematical ratios and patterns of the universe is not necessarily our forte, although we find it all infinitely fascinating. Rocks on the cold, lifeless surface of Mars are likely not nearly as impressed by these ratios as we are from our sentient perspectives here on the life-nurturing surface of Earth.

              Regardless of how we choose to interpret these mathematical patterns, everyone can agree that life and our shared experiences of this time and place are an awesome thing to ponder and appreciate.

              On a more practical level, we can each consider incorporating these mathematical ratios into the designs of our own gardens (or other designs) in order to make them more aesthetically pleasing to people that happen to gaze and graze upon them. We can also learn a lot about math from our gardens and use our gardens as living classrooms to teach children about the wonders of the universe. 

              Thanks for reading!

              KIGI,

               

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                Gary Meisner
                April 19, 2013 at 9:21 am

                Hi Aaron and Susan,

                Nice article on the edible side of the golden ratio. Given your interest in this topic, I thought you might also enjoy my sites at http://www.goldennumber.net and http://www.phimatrix.com.

                I tried to send you an email via your contact us page but it gave an error message. Please check that out or email me at the address given below re an idea for your blog.

                All the best to you,

                Gary Meisner

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                  Aaron
                  April 19, 2013 at 9:42 am

                  Hello and thanks for the tip about our contact page, Gary. We’ll fix it asap. I’ll also check out your sites later today after work. Thanks!

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                Gary Meisner
                April 14, 2013 at 2:57 pm

                Most if not all spirals in nature are equiangular spirals, but not all equiangular spirals are golden spirals. See more at http://www.goldennumber.net/spirals/. You can find the spirals that really contain the golden ratio with the app at http://www.phimatrix.com.

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