Introducing the “Quacker Box” duck house – a birthday present worthy of The Tyrant

Charlie von Cat inspects the Quacker Box at Tyrant Farms
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This is the story of the Quacker Box, the first duck house at Tyrant Farms. If you’re trying to figure out how to build a duck house for your backyard flock, you need to read this article! 

During the first week of September, many people around the world (or at least in our household) celebrate “Semana del Tirano.” In case you don’t know, Semana del Tirano is the birthweek festival honoring the beautiful, revered, and very tiny benevolent tyrant, Susan von Frank (the namesake of Tyrant Farms).

Susan let me know during the months leading up to her festival that she “had very big plans for me” during Semana del Tirano. She loves milking every drop of indulgence out of her birthweek that she can, and I admittedly derive a great deal of pleasure from pampering her. 

Our birthday and holiday gifts to each other tend to be a shared experience (like a trip) or co-creating something that we need and will use for a long time (like a new fruit tree in the garden).

A present for The Tyrant: a duck house

As you probably know, if it weren’t for deadlines and “last minutes,” 99% of everything would never get done. We knew that building a duck house was a big project, so we’d been putting it off…

We needed a deadline, so we made the birthweek of The Tyrant the deadline for when we’d have our first duck house built.   

Quacker Box Duck House: Phase I Design 

The Quacker Box started off as a two story monstrosity that was supposed to house our new kittens on the top level and our yet-to-be-acquired egg laying ducks on the bottom level. (Somebody recently abandoned two kittens in our yard, that we decided to adopt.)

In case you don’t know, many breeds of ducks lay large, delicious, nutrient-dense eggs. Ducks can also lay more eggs (and larger eggs) than chickens. (See our article ducks vs chickens for an in-depth comparison of the two species.)

Step 1: Design the duck house.  

The year was 2012, and backyard ducks were relatively unheard of at that time. So there weren’t many good ideas to be found on the internet about how to build a duck house for a backyard flock. 

That meant we were going to have to design a duck house from scratch. Thankfully, The Tyrant is a design whiz, so we were able to quickly whip up CAD designs for a duck house that would accommodate our ducks on the bottom and our cats on the top.  

Our Phase I duck house kitten house castle thingie plan that we rendered in CAD. (By "we" I mean Susan, and by "Susan" I mean The Tyrant.)

Our Phase I duck house kitten house castle thingie plan that we rendered in CAD. (By “we” I mean Susan, and by “Susan” I mean The Tyrant.)

Step 2: Get materials and build. 

After getting the materials necessary for our initial cat & duck house design, we started construction early on a Saturday morning. After nearly two full days of work, a lot of bickering, re-CADing, and the ingestion of more alcohol than we typically consume, we had constructed the shell of the beast.

It was so heavy that we could barely lift it, but we eventually managed to get it in place between two lettuce beds next to our house in the back yard. Then disaster struck.

As we removed the sawdust on the chop saw, we noticed that it was set a few degrees off from 90 degrees. Yes, ladies and gents, this means that we’d created our very own Leaning Duck Tower of Pisa in our back yard. We finished off the night with a spattering of profanity and a few more glasses of wine.

Bob and Oscar von Kitten (unimpressed) inspecting the Phase 1 kitten-duck house.

Bob and Oscar von Kitten (unimpressed) inspecting the Phase 1 kitten-duck house.

Phase 2: The birth of the Quacker Box, a duck house worthy of The Tyrant 

The failed Phase 1 duck house stayed there, untouched, for the next 6 weeks while we tried to ignore it. As Semana del Tirano approached, a new motivating wind blew into our sails. Thus began the planning of the Phase 2 duck house… 

Our morale was further boosted when we looked out the window during a bad rainstorm and noticed that the white clematis flowers on our fence were blooming in the shape of a duck. Quackleus, God of Ducks, was clearly giving us a sign of approval.

It’s a sign! We need to build a new duck house.

No two story, leaning, monstrosity would be built this time. We’d keep things simple: a very basic 3-walled structure, a simple shed roof and a run.

Yeah. Simple and easy.

The simple, humble beginnings of the Phase II Duck House, aka the "Quacker Box."

The simple, humble beginnings of the Phase II Duck House, aka the “Quacker Box.”

We deconstructed the Phase 1 beast, and hauled its skeleton into our garage to make sure the wood would stay dry throughout construction. For a few nights in a row, we’d head to the garage until 2-3am to work on Phase 2 construction.

After a lot of bickering, pad sketching, and (of course) wine drinking, the Quacker Box emerged just in time for the conclusion of Susan’s birthday festivities. Somehow, between concept and completion, the Quacker Box received a considerable design/build upgrade package.

The Tyrant joyfully approved of the final craftsman style Quacker Box (pictures and detailed duck house plans below).

The new Quacker Box duck house features:

  • wheels for moving around the yard (the wheels can be added and removed whenever necessary),
  • a green roof (we’ve planted strawberries, lettuce and herb seeds),
  • an attached wired duck run, and
  • a small flower box.

Quacker Box duck house final images:

The Quacker Box - duck house, duck tractor, duck coop - via

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Quacker Box duck house basic footprint:

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basic footprint of the quacker box duck house at Tyrant Farms

Quacker Box duck house sketch of the house

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A design sketch of the Quacker Box duck house at Tyrant Farms.

*As you can see in the image notes, the floor of our duck house has hardware cloth underneath it. However, we put pine shavings on top of the hardware cloth to prevent duck foot injuries. Prolonged exposure to concrete or wire can cause foot damage.   

Each night before we put our ducks up, we cover any poopy areas with a bit more pine shavings. Eventually, once the pine shavings get about 1′ deep, we dig them out and add them to compost, put them around our fruit trees, etc. 

Where we located our duck house at Tyrant Farms: 

Positioning our duck houses, duck coops at Tyrant Farms

Next step: getting ducks. 

Once we had our duck house all ready to go, it was time to get actual ducks!

What breed of duck did we choose? We got Welsh Harlequin ducks from Metzer Farms. Welsh Harlequins are a very social, friendly breed that are also good egg layers.  


Do you have your duck house ready to go? If so, here are next steps and articles you should read:

… and even more duck articles from Tyrant Farms!

We hope this article helps you build a safe, secure, and attractive duck house for your future flock! 


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