They also poop. A lot.
After a few days, your kids quickly lost interest in their Easter ducklings, and now it’s up to you to feed and clean up behind your ducklings, which are more than doubling in size every single week, eating more and pooping in quantities that now seem downright elephantine.
Then after stepping in one too many piles of duck poo while your kids are busy playing video games, the stark reality dawns on you: “Oh [insert expletive], I’ve made a terrible mistake. I’ve got to find somewhere to take these ducks.”
If this sounds like you, yes, you have indeed made a terrible mistake by buying animals you weren’t prepared to take care of. However, we’re not here to chastise you, we’re here to help you figure out what you should do next to ensure that the next stop on your unwanted pets’ journey is a good one…
What Should I Do With My Easter Ducks?
Since we’re crazy duck people and we write about ducks quite a bit here on our blog, people often email us with duck questions.
Recently, someone reached out to us to try to figure out what to do with her Easter ducks. We promised to anonymize her name/info, but what follows below is a close-to-verbatim copy and paste of our email exchange. We wanted to share this conversation with you just in case you’re in the same predicament with tens of thousands of other people across the country: you need to find a new home for your ducks.
Email from Jane Doe:
I purchased two pekin ducks for my daughter for Easter. Admittedly it was an impulse purchase. I am not able to have animals where I live – so they have been in hiding in the back yard in a small pen. I can’t stand the thought of someone taking them to eat and I will not put them out in the wild because they can’t fly. They are beautiful ducks that hang together and love our company. I’m sick to my stomach. I found your farm. I’d drive the 10 hours to get to your farm if you will take them. We live in [city]. I will even donate to support them.
Thank you for your consideration and advice.
Yours is a very familiar story and we really wish people/companies would stop selling ducks at Easter time because many (perhaps most?) suffer a terrible death as a result. Unlike you, most people don’t care enough to try to re-home their ducks, and instead opt to dump them at a nearby pond. Since domesticated ducks are basically defenseless, flightless, and clueless about how to survive/eat in the wild, almost all of these released birds will be dead in 1-7 days due to predation, starvation, or injury.
Ok, now to your needs: we’re actually not a farm, we’re an urban “homestead” (I don’t really care for that word). We currently have seven ducks and that’s all we can manage on our property. However, we don’t want to leave you or your ducks in a bad position…
We’d like to ask you for the following: let us help you re-home your ducks and share this whole experience (we’d make you anonymous) on our blog. Hopefully, your story can help be a precautionary example of why people should avoid buying ducks (or other animals) unless they fully understand what’s involved and have the ability to give them a good life. We can tell you from years of personal experience that ducks are intelligent, social, emotional creatures and the idea of them suffering is quite upsetting to us.
Let’s start here: http://www.majesticwaterfowl.org/wfrescue.htm. Majestic Waterfowl provides a list of all bird sanctuaries in the US.
See which of those is closest to you, give them a call, and see if they’ll take your ducks. I’d be surprised if you don’t find a taker with one of these groups. If somebody gets sanctimonious or disparaging with you, don’t take it personally – you made a mistake and you’re doing the right thing to try to fix it, so screw ‘em.
Please do me a favor and let me know how this first step goes? If you don’t have luck, we’ll figure out a Plan B. Again, we’d really like to share your experiences on our blog anonymously if that’s ok.
Thanks for reaching out and caring about your ducks!
Thankfully, Jane Doe was able to find a great new home for her Easter ducks. We really appreciate her concern and compassion, which fueled her desire to do the right thing and find her ducks a new home rather than simply dumping them in a nearby pond to suffer and die. If you’re in the same situation, we hope you’ve found this information helpful!
Please share this article to keep more people from impulse buying ducklings or other animals at Easter (or any time) AND to help anyone who needs to re-home their ducks find a good alternative.